If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[mParadox]

*takes out knives* Your point? You're immortal, xmbts is a master of weaponry and I'm a demon. I think we're good to go.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Fair enough... let's kick some ass. I think they were going to piss on his grave and write "Borgia tapped that" or something.

 

[mParadox]

They did WHAT??!!? Let's go. I have a fabricated score to settle with them now. -_-*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Yeah... what is the butler's gripe with them again?

 

[mParadox]

I am a demon. I have lived for thousands of years. It was an honour to meet Ezio Auditore in his lifetime.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Okay... and?

 

[xmbts]

Wait who agreed to a massacre without asking me?

 

[Saint of M]

The Orphanage attacked me. It was in self defense.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... why would an orphanage attack you?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Hey man, don't judge. An orphanage attacked me once. I still got the scars. Don't pry to do deep. If he says an orphanage attacked him, just leave it at that.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'm not buying this for a...
YES MASTER... I WILL DROP IT...

 

[xmbts]

Heh, puny organic brains.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*mutters a spell, rendering xmbts just as susceptible to Operatic's hypnotism.*
YOU...WILL...OBEY...THE MASTER.

 

[Parvutoiu Catalin]

What avatar...can't see anything

 

[TheDoctor455]

*mutters a spell, brainwashing Catalin.*
OBEY...THE MASTER!

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Oh sycophants, how I do dote on you.

 

[xmbts]

I'm not a sycophant, thank you very much.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*gets close to Operatic, pretending to worship him/her, and then covers him/her up with a blanket and staples said blanket onto him/her.*

Finally! We're all free!

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Just wait...soon, the blanket and staples will be hypnotised and then you're all fucked.

 

[xmbts]

Hmm, I already have a mindless dedication to someone, so you can just wait in line.