If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[The Clown]

Why is my anus burnt?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because Framed sent me the lightsaber with it still on.

*safely catches lightsaber*

 

[The Clown]

Damn, why didn't I see that coming.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Damn, why didn't I see that coming.

Because you chose that one moment to pull your head out to get some air.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Who put this mirror here?

 

[Sacman]

There is no mirror he is your clone...<.<

 

[TheDoctor455]

Could you get rid of the clone?
Please?

 

[i don't know]

I've had bad encounters before, but by far, this is the worst!

 

[TheDoctor455]

I've had bad encounters before, but by far, this is the worst!

Back at you.

Haven't I seen you in a Doctor Who episode?

"Are you my mummy?"

 

[Ashsaver]

I believe this is what they call "close encounter of a fourth kind" right? heehee

How else would i be on your bed otherwise.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I believe this is what they call "close encounter of a fourth kind" right? heehee

How else would i be on your bed otherwise.

No...
This is a "close encounter of the sixth kind".

But yeah I take your point...
So...
Why are you covering yourself with the sheets?

 

[LupusDei]

@Ashsaver:
I've encountered this person before....

Oh yes! All those therapy sessions.

.....

HOLY CRAP RUN AND HIDE!.

 

[Sacman]

Hey Ash how've you been?
.>
*Pounces...*
:3
Your not getting away this time...

 

[Ashsaver]

Noooo! I'm being pounced by cosmic horror!

 

[TheDoctor455]

*gets in between Ash and Sacman*

Hey!
Cut it out you two.

You need to stop fighting.

 

[Sacman]

We're not fighting...<.<

 

[Ashsaver]

*run away into the kitchen*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Now look what you've done Sacman!

*goes into kitchen*

Ash?

Its me...
Are you okay?
Ash?

 

[A Gent of Villainous Intent]

Noooo! I'm being pounced by cosmic horror!

Room for one more?

 

[Ashsaver]

Bill Clinton? Noooo! he's even worse than a cosmic horror!

*rummage through refrigerator*

Aha! SANDVICH!