If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Vrex360]

Again, those 'medical pamphlets' you sent that were supposed to 'enhance the experience'.... total fail!!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Again, those 'medical pamphlets' you sent that were supposed to 'enhance the experience'.... total fail!!

You weren't supposed to use them DURING the act, they were supposed to inform you... you had to study them BEFORE the act.

 

[ShockValue]

>.>
*Glomps Vrex*

 

[deathless14]

the platypus has scored. but i am a girl so that would be weird.

 

[scorptatious]

A platypus?

Eh, I've woke up next to worse...

 

[xmbts]

You! Fix my head.

 

[TheDoctor455]

You! Fix my head.

I can fix it.

 

[mParadox]

So can I. But I'll sit this one out.

 

[Ashsaver]

You! fix me something to eat! RAWR!

 

[TheDoctor455]

You! fix me something to eat! RAWR!

I've got you covered there Ash!

*cooks a pizza from scratch*

Pizza! Enjoy! [http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR65HoOcbCNbJiLwxw_EOvcnNZLnBgwzBp4j98CBgAKF3uqjOGh]

 

[Ashsaver]

snip

Wow,i didn't know you could make pizza from "scratch"

*picks up a bucket of lava,walks toward ship's reactor*

 

[TheDoctor455]

snip

Wow,i didn't know you could make pizza from "scratch"

*picks up a bucket of lava,walks toward ship's reactor*

You can't dump lava on the ship's mass effect core...

*grabs bucket, flushes it out an airlock*

Could you please try to find something more constructive to do?

 

[Ashsaver]

snip

Booo....hmmm....maybe Commander Shep could play Black Ops Zombie with me...

 

[TheDoctor455]

snip

Booo....hmmm....maybe Commander Shep could play Black Ops Zombie with me...

Hmm...
How did you mean to play that?

 

[Ashsaver]

snip

I though you have PCs on Normandy.......

Oh looks,EDI says the Normandy life support software is experiencing critical error and need to shutdown.

 

[TheDoctor455]

snip

I though you have PCs on Normandy.......

Oh looks,EDI says the Normandy life support software is experiencing critical error and need to shutdown.

*facepalm*

The entertainment terminals were in the lounge...
Why did you try to play games on the life support monitors?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Oh no! A yandere!
Seems like we have one thing in common: insanity.
Edit: Ninja Mordin? In my bed? More likely than you think.

 

[Ashsaver]

snip

I haven't play anything yet......EDI say Mr.Moreau picked up an anomoly during his shore leave on Omega or something,i have no idea what's she mean,oh well.

I'm just gonna play with another Yandere!

 

[TheDoctor455]

snip

I haven't play anything yet......EDI say Mr.Moreau picked up an anomoly during his shore leave on Omega or something,i have no idea what's she mean,oh well.

I'm just gonna play with another Yandere!

You mean Amelia?
Isn't she also half Salarian?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It's Mordin again.

@Ash: I'm also a vampire.
*grin*