If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[ShockValue]

It will be fine. I've died like 20 times already...

 

[Ashsaver]

Shock always come back,as long as you put her in a an icebox

 

[mParadox]

But the question arises that why would you do that to such a beautiful person.

 

[TheDoctor455]

But the question arises that why would you do that to such a beautiful person.

Umm...
Do I need to bring up how you exploited me when I mind-fucked myself?

 

[mParadox]

That was Ezio. Mr Stabby will come later.

 

[TheDoctor455]

That was Ezio. Mr Stabby will come later.

Right.

Sure... it was all the avatar's fault.

 

[mParadox]

Yesh it was. Ezio's a douche. You should know that by now.

 

[xmbts]

Never thought I'd hear you say that.

 

[mParadox]

Well there's no denying it. Despite him being an exceptionally skilled assassin, he was a human after all.

 

[Ashsaver]

Skilled assassin? Ezio? you must be mochitʹsya pʹyan!

*stares at Paradox with bioware face*

 

[Dimensional Vortex]

Finally, a woman this time.

 

[mParadox]

Oh dear. Talk about explosive.

 

[PastTheFeeling]

Looks like a bit of a perv.

 

[mParadox]

She's underage age yes?

No? Doesn't matter.

No.

 

[PastTheFeeling]

It's actually Kim Pine from Scott Pilgrim. Who is like 23.

Still looks like a perv.

 

[mParadox]

Hey, I'm a demon butler.

Can't complain.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hey, I'm a demon butler.

Can't complain.

Get out of my bed.
I didn't invite you here.
Lots of ways to kill people.
Guns, tech, knives, once with farming equipment, but not with medicine!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Tell me about that time with the farming equipment.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Tell me about that time with the farming equipment.

Ever see Brain Dead or Dead Alive?
Its like that.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Nope. Never seen either of them.