If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[scorptatious]

OH MY GOD! Mordin is really the Illusive Man?!?

How did Ash respond to this Doc?

 

[TheDoctor455]

OH MY GOD! Mordin is really the Illusive Man?!?

How did Ash respond to this Doc?

That's...
one way of looking at it...

 

[xmbts]

Hmm, I suppose it is.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hmm...
You might want to get out of here before Ash turns up again and gets homicidal again...

 

[scorptatious]

Already on it.

 

[Ashsaver]

You may leave,i already attached super mini jetpack on you,you'll achieve mach 10 in 10 seconds

snip

those were for you,dear,i just don't want xmbts looking while i'm working.....

 

[xmbts]

How courteous.

 

[TheDoctor455]

You may leave,i already attached super mini jetpack on you,you'll achieve mach 10 in 10 seconds

snip

those were for you,dear,i just don't want xmbts looking while i'm working.....

Uh...

Okay then...

*whispers to xmbts*
Help... I'm scared...

 

[Ashsaver]

do you wanna join me? I'll let you my screwdriver and stapler

 

[xmbts]

It's tempting really...

*Slowly backs towards door*

 

[Ashsaver]

Tis a shame,I'm going to have some practices with this watermelon,see you around....

-stab and twist the watermelon with a screwdriver-

 

[TheDoctor455]

Uh...
Why are you going to do this again?

*backs away slowly, looking for something to use as a shield*

 

[Ashsaver]

snip

At first i'm doing this to keep you for myself,but now,i just want to know who you really are.....you've......changed.....so many time,now I'm gonna peel that face off and see what's really inside.

I don't care if you're a walking goldfish or a hamster piloting a humanoid robot,i just have tp know for sure....now.....lie down....or i use this plasma cutter i borrow from a certain engineer...

 

[TheDoctor455]

snip

At first i'm doing this to keep you for myself,but now,i just want to know who you really are.....you've......changed.....so many time,now I'm gonna peel that face off and see what's really inside.

I don't care if you're a walking goldfish or a hamster piloting a humanoid robot,i just have tp know for sure....now.....lie down....or i use this plasma cutter i borrow from a certain engineer...

Umm...
There is an easier way to go about this...

 

[Ashsaver]

snip

I really wanna do it the "sadistically traumatizing painfully painful way" but i always listen to you,dear...

 

[TheDoctor455]

snip

I really wanna do it the "sadistically traumatizing painfully painful way" but i always listen to you,dear...

Right...
Well...
If you're wondering who I really am...
I'm a writer... or at least... trying to be.
That answer your question, dearie?

 

[Ashsaver]

snip

That's not who you are,dear,it's what you do.....tell me....are you a space hamster piloting a shapeshifting robot? it would be kind of cute if you are...but i will be heartbroken.....and you know what I'd do if I'm heartbroken....

 

[TheDoctor455]

snip

That's not who you are,dear,it's what you do.....tell me....are you a space hamster piloting a shapeshifting robot? it would be kind of cute if you are...but i will be heartbroken.....and you know what I'd do if I'm heartbroken....

Umm...
I'm pretty sure I'm NOT a space hamster in a shape-shifting robot. My writing just lets me retconn the hell out of myself.

 

[Ashsaver]

snip

If you said so.....[small]now what do i do with all these catnip.[/small]

I'm gonna go out picking up groceries,would you kindly play with little Amelia? I'll be right back....we're gonna have so much fun....heeheee.

 

[TheDoctor455]

snip

If you said so.....[small]now what do i do with all these catnip.[/small]

I'm gonna go out picking up groceries,would you kindly play with little Amelia? I'll be right back....we're gonna have so much fun....heeheee.

Okay, see you in a bit then.

*teaches Amelia how to play a great board game. [http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRToq1qORzywShL5Ji0-2hrqWX6yHfy3FXAmeVabNIv34udCiQR]*