If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Scde2]

I'm on a horse.

 

[LupusDei]

A horse that walks on water?!

Jesus-horse.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Uh...
Why are these kids stalking me?

 

[LupusDei]

I thought it was the other way round usally, maybe your getting a taste of your own medicine.

 

[mParadox]

'cause you're Illusive. Well, at least you were.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I thought it was the other way round usally, maybe your getting a taste of your own medicine.

When have I ever stalked anyone?

I've spent most of my time on this thread BEING stalked.

EDIT:
Hey Morrigan.
What's up?
Why did you teleport here?

 

[mParadox]

I've spent most of my time on this thread BEING stalked.

Oh come now. You loved it. Kinda.

And I am still alive! You'll never kill me.

Bastard. *aims guns*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*takes gun away from mDox*
Stop!
You don't get to just kill people like that.

 

[xmbts]

Do I get to?

 

[mParadox]

@Doc: Fine. You're right.

@Dark: How egotistical of you.

 

[LupusDei]

Wait a minute, This is the perfect time to cure you Doxy! The subject is here, Quick. Grab my skinning knife and scalpel.

 

[mParadox]

@Lupi: YESSIR!!! *gives skinning knife and scalpel*

 

[xmbts]

Aww look, he thinks I'm sane...

Spoiler: Come here and give me a hug.

 

[mParadox]

I know right? He's despicable.

 

[mParadox]

It burnt down with the house.