If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[TheDoctor455]

Stranger, if you don't leave me alone...
In five minutes I will be the only one still standing at this table...
Five minutes after that, I will be the only one still standing in this room.

 

[UnusualStranger]

And.....I know that it doesn't matter, because none of us actually exist in your book.

In fact, you attempts to rewrite the book will make the editors very angry, and you won't be standing in any room if you do that.

You'll be in a dark area, alone.....well, mostly.

 

[UnusualStranger]

I think perhaps you need to get some sleep.

Yes, I think that would be a good idea for you.

 

[xmbts]

*Readies the sleeping darts*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*blindly walks into line of fire*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

*eats darts*
They don't taste nice...
*faints*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Huh...
I didn't know vampires could be affected by sleeping darts.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

No! It's my bed time!

 

[xmbts]

Then sleep silly.

*Shoots in rump*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Ow. My buttocks...
I should make my self comfy...
*cuddles pillow*
*sleeps like baby*

 

[xmbts]

I wouldn't do that if I were you...

 

[TheDoctor455]

*noms popcorn*
Hey xmbts, let's just sit back and enjoy the show.
Popcorn?

 

[TheDoctor455]

All you have to do is ask.

 

[Ashsaver]

Yes,you may have popcorn...

*gives lazy some butter popcorn*