If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[My name is Fiction]

I'm not either, and even if I do does it matter?
No it doesn't.

 

[cryogeist]

hey freeman!

 

[My name is Fiction]

@cyro
Good after noon, killed any Mugwups yet?

 

[cryogeist]

Any what now?

 

[My name is Fiction]

Mugwumps, they make excellent hats!

 

[cryogeist]

well there not in my game...if im correct

 

[xmbts]

Who are you people and where is my horse?

 

[My name is Fiction]

@xmbts
I was riding it, its leg broke so I shot it.
It was the most human thing to do....
Want some horse meat for breakfast!

 

[xmbts]

You spelled 'humane' wrong.

And yes I would love some.

 

[My name is Fiction]

That was intentional
*Puts some ribs on a plate, sliding it to you across the table.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I think I'll pass on it.

 

[cryogeist]

OH OH i want some!

 

[My name is Fiction]

@Trouble
Its so delicious!
We I'm taking specialty orders do you want anything?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Nope.
I find it to be too... stringy.

 

[cryogeist]

hey! i want some!

 

[My name is Fiction]

@Cyro
FINE!
*Hands a plate*
@Trouble
Oh well, perhaps some blood?

 

[cryogeist]

@fiction: THANKS
*takes bite*
...this...is....awesome!

 

[My name is Fiction]

@Cyro
Your welcome but you shouldn't thank me, thank xmbts.
It was his horse

 

[cryogeist]

@fiction:
oh yeah
thanks xmbts for mot taking care of your horse

 

[xmbts]

Hey, Fiction was the one who took it and broke its leg and shot it.

...Jerk.