If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[TheDoctor455]

*takes the disc out*
1. Because Crysis 70 hasn't been released or even thought of yet...
2. Because nothing can play Crysis. Nothing.
3. Because... well...

 

[xmbts]

*Smoke pours out of ears*

I-I-I...

*Collapses*

 

[TheDoctor455]

What?
But I took the disc out.

 

[Ashsaver]

Let's upgrade xmbts!

*cartwheel xmbts toward the HARDWARE STORE!!!*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Wait!
*runs after Ash, catches up, helps her push the cart*

What upgrades did you have in mind?

 

[Ashsaver]

LAZOR! like shoo shoo from mouth! and can be use as a thruster to fly!

 

[cryogeist]

*cast stop on ash*
there doc i slowed him down...

 

[xmbts]

*Gets out of cart*

Nah, I think I'll stick with the jetpack and mouth-gun.

 

[Ashsaver]

Uh....Can't move.....

*falls*

Eh?

*rolls down a hill*

Ehhhhh!?

 

[cryogeist]

HAHA it hit!

 

[TheDoctor455]

*catches Ash before she rolls down the hill*

Are you okay Ash?

*picks Ash up, sits down on a bench, waits for the stop spell to wear off*

 

[cryogeist]

*sigh*
*cast esuna on ash*
there you can move

 

[Ashsaver]

Phew...that's was a close one...I thought i'm gonna roll down that cliff fo'sho! thanks Doc!

*throws a banana peel at Cyro*

 

[cryogeist]

*catches*
you keep forgetting i have that ability ash...

 

[Ashsaver]

You're gonna run out of mp at some point!

*fire barrages of banana peelz at Cyro*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Uh...
Ash...
what are you doing?

 

[cryogeist]

You're gonna run out of mp at some point!

*fire barrages of banana peelz at Cyro*

it doesnt cost MP its automatic

 

[Ashsaver]

Then i'll dig a hole under you!


......err,nothing Doc, all quiet over here!

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: Catching stuff eh?

 

[cryogeist]

Spoiler: Catching stuff eh?

Spoiler: Catching stuff eh?

Spoiler

failure
EDIT nvm