If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[TheDoctor455]

And then... suddenly... quietly the thread started to die.

EDIT:
And now I've been ninja'd. Figures.

 

[mParadox]

Funny ain't it? Ninjas work in mysterious ways.

 

[mParadox]

Trans...transfusion?

 

[xmbts]

I had a couple dozen transfusions once.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Transmorphing?
What...

 

[mParadox]

Oh no you don't! This thread will stay as it is!

 

[xmbts]

Not too huge on stealing blood.

 

[mParadox]

But we'll look into your empty head any day.

 

[mParadox]

'course it doesn't. *pats head*

 

[xmbts]

*Ruffles hair*

But I can do whatever I want.

 

[xmbts]

[sub]ROUTINE [MUFFIN RETRIEVAL] ACTIVATED.[/sub]

*Slugs Dark right in the diaphragm*

 

[xmbts]

Obviously you don't know me very well.

...

Are you grabbing my chest?