If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[mParadox]

But who'll arrange it all? I'm willing to help.

 

[TheDoctor455]

You're the butler here...
You can plan it if you want... and if Ash doesn't mind.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Oh you two are getting married. I, in all my terrible, wrathful power, order you to make sure that I am in no way resposible for the wedding.

Go piss off some other god to watch you to have lots of sex.

I'm an atheist... so this 'god' person doesn't enter into it for me.

 

[Ashsaver]

Nah,you'll be responsible for ....something!

@Doc Of course! we're not gonna go after the Cooper Gangs we don't want their angry fans to sucker punch us right? especially one of their benefactor's creation is a living conduit!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Good. I'm GLaD. That means I can throw bricks through your windows.

Cookie for reference.

Terry Pratchett obviously.

And...
That means I can sue you.

 

[Ashsaver]

Oooh! that sounds fun! we can sue everyone together!

eheheee SUE YOU!!!!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hmm...
*hugs Ash*

 

[Ashsaver]

Now we just need mDox to say "You are now hubby and waifu"

until then...i'll keep my embalming vat readied

 

[TheDoctor455]

I won't cause property damaged or split you two up if... you sell me the souls of all your children.

I don't believe in souls, but I'm going to say no anyway. Just to snub you.

Don't you have some Grey Wardens to boink?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Flat world?
I don't follow.

Anyway...
Just stop bothering me.

 

[Ashsaver]

*pounces Doc*

heeheee....if you follow me..to the bed....I'll show you how a god dies

@Dark I never attacked you,unless you count the part when i sprayed you with Embalming Liquid

 

[xmbts]

I don't quite get it.