If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Ashsaver]

Ho! Ho! Ho! I'm your queen!

......oh boy...our mother is gonna be so pissed,Beth.

O.O
Uh...
what?

What the hell are you talking about?
No! Never mind!
Don't tell me ANYTHING!

Then i'll just tease you!

Oh! Morrigan is gonna be in really deep shite!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Ho! Ho! Ho! I'm your queen!

......oh boy...our mother is gonna be so pissed,Beth.

O.O
Uh...
what?

What the hell are you talking about?
No! Never mind!
Don't tell me ANYTHING!

Then i'll just tease you!

Oh! Morrigan is gonna be in really deep shite!

Stop that!
And besides...
one ending of Witch Hunt killed Morrigan!

 

[Ashsaver]

Stop that!
And besides...
one ending of Witch Hunt killed Morrigan!

Assuming you didn't kill her of course!

Remember when Flemeth ask you to deliver something to someone in the demo? Heehee.

It's Bioware sucker punching you.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Yeah...
I can kinda guess where that was going.

Let me guess...
it involves someone getting possessed.

 

[Ashsaver]

Yeah...
I can kinda guess where that was going.

Let me guess...
it involves someone getting possessed.

Oh no,not at all! it just gives you a party member!

someone from Dragon Age whom you might or might not know very well!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Yeah...
I can kinda guess where that was going.

Let me guess...
it involves someone getting possessed.

Oh no,not at all! it just gives you a party member!

someone from Dragon Age whom you might or might not know very well!

I already know about Merril.

And I also know that Anders turns up.

I don't know what the ritual's about...
so DON'T tell me.

 

[xmbts]

*Sits and spaces out*

 

[Ashsaver]

Yeah...
I can kinda guess where that was going.

Let me guess...
it involves someone getting possessed.

Oh no,not at all! it just gives you a party member!

someone from Dragon Age whom you might or might not know very well!

I already know about Merril.

And I also know that Anders turns up.

I don't know what the ritual's about...
so DON'T tell me.

Eheheee only a few hours in and i already found my favorite line!

...well,first favorite line anyway: This is probably the same block of cheese that was here a year ago!

 

[Ashsaver]

Awwww..don't sulk,here! try this! it's the same block of cheese that was here a year ago!

*shove a slice of cheese into Darkspectar's mouth*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Uh...
Ash...
I'm not sure if that was a good idea...
*would duck for cover... but Ash is still on top of my head*

 

[Ashsaver]

Awwwww don't be shy! here! have another one!

 

[Ashsaver]

Awwwww...just take it! it's good for you!

*nomming cheese*

 

[Ashsaver]

sakfjhgobl/alhf;ahgjdkn!

See? i can speak gibberish too!