If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[My name is Fiction]

Why so violent?
Make love not war!

Dirty hippeh!

*Demon red eyes*
iM NoT A HIppY!
*Wearing nurse outfit with a chainsaw*
TiME FoR YOUr ApoInTMEnt!

*draws excalibur*
BRING IT ON!!!!

*Bears fangs*
I'l ConSuM YoUR S0uL!
L
*Kicks a crash chart in front of him and then jumps off of the wall*

*doges*
*slices neatly in half*
DONT fuck with me *eyes glow*

*Stitches back together*
yoU WoNT kiLL Me ThAT EASLY!
yoUR PERforMaNCE IS DIsaPoinTiNG!
* Throws a barrage of scaples, while dodging the attacks does a quick baseball slide knocking you off of your feet*

*quickly floats up and cast death on fiction killing him instantly*

*Uses angle ring, transforming into Sheogorath*
*Cast Madness*

*is berserk*
RAAAGGGEEE!!!!
*beats fiction into a bloody pulp wielding Excalibur in one hand and a staff in the other

The principle-
*Punched*
-of non-Newtonian fluids-
*Punched*
-is that-
*Punched*
-the harder the impact-
*Punched*
-the closer the molecules bond-
*Punched*
-Creating the perfect shield
*Knuckles start to bleed as if punching concrete
Done yet
SCIENCE *****!

*uses drain touch*
*chops off fictions hands*
You better just go sit in the corner and leave.me.the.fuck.alone!

*Hands jump into the air and pulls a quarter out of ear*
You brought this all onto yourself.
*Photoshops Shock into a nurse outfit*
Sexy...

 

[cryogeist]

Why so violent?
Make love not war!

Dirty hippeh!

*Demon red eyes*
iM NoT A HIppY!
*Wearing nurse outfit with a chainsaw*
TiME FoR YOUr ApoInTMEnt!

*draws excalibur*
BRING IT ON!!!!

*Bears fangs*
I'l ConSuM YoUR S0uL!
L
*Kicks a crash chart in front of him and then jumps off of the wall*

*doges*
*slices neatly in half*
DONT fuck with me *eyes glow*

*Stitches back together*
yoU WoNT kiLL Me ThAT EASLY!
yoUR PERforMaNCE IS DIsaPoinTiNG!
* Throws a barrage of scaples, while dodging the attacks does a quick baseball slide knocking you off of your feet*

*quickly floats up and cast death on fiction killing him instantly*

*Uses angle ring, transforming into Sheogorath*
*Cast Madness*

*is berserk*
RAAAGGGEEE!!!!
*beats fiction into a bloody pulp wielding Excalibur in one hand and a staff in the other

The principle-
*Punched*
-of non-Newtonian fluids-
*Punched*
-is that-
*Punched*
-the harder the impact-
*Punched*
-the closer the molecules bond-
*Punched*
-Creating the perfect shield
*Knuckles start to bleed as if punching concrete
Done yet
SCIENCE *****!

*uses drain touch*
*chops off fictions hands*
You better just go sit in the corner and leave.me.the.fuck.alone!

*Hands jump into the air and pulls a quarter out of ear*
You brought this all onto yourself.
*Photoshops Shock into a nurse outfit*
Sexy...

Congrats you just tore up my left and also deaf ear...ah well NIGHT

 

[My name is Fiction]

Why so violent?
Make love not war!

Dirty hippeh!

*Demon red eyes*
iM NoT A HIppY!
*Wearing nurse outfit with a chainsaw*
TiME FoR YOUr ApoInTMEnt!

*draws excalibur*
BRING IT ON!!!!

*Bears fangs*
I'l ConSuM YoUR S0uL!
L
*Kicks a crash chart in front of him and then jumps off of the wall*

*doges*
*slices neatly in half*
DONT fuck with me *eyes glow*

*Stitches back together*
yoU WoNT kiLL Me ThAT EASLY!
yoUR PERforMaNCE IS DIsaPoinTiNG!
* Throws a barrage of scaples, while dodging the attacks does a quick baseball slide knocking you off of your feet*

*quickly floats up and cast death on fiction killing him instantly*

*Uses angle ring, transforming into Sheogorath*
*Cast Madness*

*is berserk*
RAAAGGGEEE!!!!
*beats fiction into a bloody pulp wielding Excalibur in one hand and a staff in the other

The principle-
*Punched*
-of non-Newtonian fluids-
*Punched*
-is that-
*Punched*
-the harder the impact-
*Punched*
-the closer the molecules bond-
*Punched*
-Creating the perfect shield
*Knuckles start to bleed as if punching concrete
Done yet
SCIENCE *****!

*uses drain touch*
*chops off fictions hands*
You better just go sit in the corner and leave.me.the.fuck.alone!

*Hands jump into the air and pulls a quarter out of ear*
You brought this all onto yourself.
*Photoshops Shock into a nurse outfit*
Sexy...

Congrats you just tore up my left and also deaf ear...ah well NIGHT

Good night honorable warrior!

 

[ShockValue]

Why so violent?
Make love not war!

Dirty hippeh!

*Demon red eyes*
iM NoT A HIppY!
*Wearing nurse outfit with a chainsaw*
TiME FoR YOUr ApoInTMEnt!

*draws excalibur*
BRING IT ON!!!!

*Bears fangs*
I'l ConSuM YoUR S0uL!
L
*Kicks a crash chart in front of him and then jumps off of the wall*

*doges*
*slices neatly in half*
DONT fuck with me *eyes glow*

*Stitches back together*
yoU WoNT kiLL Me ThAT EASLY!
yoUR PERforMaNCE IS DIsaPoinTiNG!
* Throws a barrage of scaples, while dodging the attacks does a quick baseball slide knocking you off of your feet*

*quickly floats up and cast death on fiction killing him instantly*

*Uses angle ring, transforming into Sheogorath*
*Cast Madness*

*is berserk*
RAAAGGGEEE!!!!
*beats fiction into a bloody pulp wielding Excalibur in one hand and a staff in the other

The principle-
*Punched*
-of non-Newtonian fluids-
*Punched*
-is that-
*Punched*
-the harder the impact-
*Punched*
-the closer the molecules bond-
*Punched*
-Creating the perfect shield
*Knuckles start to bleed as if punching concrete
Done yet
SCIENCE *****!

*uses drain touch*
*chops off fictions hands*
You better just go sit in the corner and leave.me.the.fuck.alone!

*Hands jump into the air and pulls a quarter out of ear*
You brought this all onto yourself.
*Photoshops Shock into a nurse outfit*
Sexy...

>.> I do not approve.

 

[My name is Fiction]

Why so violent?
Make love not war!

Dirty hippeh!

*Demon red eyes*
iM NoT A HIppY!
*Wearing nurse outfit with a chainsaw*
TiME FoR YOUr ApoInTMEnt!

*draws excalibur*
BRING IT ON!!!!

*Bears fangs*
I'l ConSuM YoUR S0uL!
L
*Kicks a crash chart in front of him and then jumps off of the wall*

*doges*
*slices neatly in half*
DONT fuck with me *eyes glow*

*Stitches back together*
yoU WoNT kiLL Me ThAT EASLY!
yoUR PERforMaNCE IS DIsaPoinTiNG!
* Throws a barrage of scaples, while dodging the attacks does a quick baseball slide knocking you off of your feet*

*quickly floats up and cast death on fiction killing him instantly*

*Uses angle ring, transforming into Sheogorath*
*Cast Madness*

*is berserk*
RAAAGGGEEE!!!!
*beats fiction into a bloody pulp wielding Excalibur in one hand and a staff in the other

The principle-
*Punched*
-of non-Newtonian fluids-
*Punched*
-is that-
*Punched*
-the harder the impact-
*Punched*
-the closer the molecules bond-
*Punched*
-Creating the perfect shield
*Knuckles start to bleed as if punching concrete
Done yet
SCIENCE *****!

*uses drain touch*
*chops off fictions hands*
You better just go sit in the corner and leave.me.the.fuck.alone!

*Hands jump into the air and pulls a quarter out of ear*
You brought this all onto yourself.
*Photoshops Shock into a nurse outfit*
Sexy...

>.> I do not approve.

Well I had to take the photos of me wearing this to make it work.
It looks great!
Not like I'm making money from this.
[sub] not a lot[/sub]

 

[ShockValue]

Why so violent?
Make love not war!

Dirty hippeh!

*Demon red eyes*
iM NoT A HIppY!
*Wearing nurse outfit with a chainsaw*
TiME FoR YOUr ApoInTMEnt!

*draws excalibur*
BRING IT ON!!!!

*Bears fangs*
I'l ConSuM YoUR S0uL!
L
*Kicks a crash chart in front of him and then jumps off of the wall*

*doges*
*slices neatly in half*
DONT fuck with me *eyes glow*

*Stitches back together*
yoU WoNT kiLL Me ThAT EASLY!
yoUR PERforMaNCE IS DIsaPoinTiNG!
* Throws a barrage of scaples, while dodging the attacks does a quick baseball slide knocking you off of your feet*

*quickly floats up and cast death on fiction killing him instantly*

*Uses angle ring, transforming into Sheogorath*
*Cast Madness*

*is berserk*
RAAAGGGEEE!!!!
*beats fiction into a bloody pulp wielding Excalibur in one hand and a staff in the other

The principle-
*Punched*
-of non-Newtonian fluids-
*Punched*
-is that-
*Punched*
-the harder the impact-
*Punched*
-the closer the molecules bond-
*Punched*
-Creating the perfect shield
*Knuckles start to bleed as if punching concrete
Done yet
SCIENCE *****!

*uses drain touch*
*chops off fictions hands*
You better just go sit in the corner and leave.me.the.fuck.alone!

*Hands jump into the air and pulls a quarter out of ear*
You brought this all onto yourself.
*Photoshops Shock into a nurse outfit*
Sexy...

>.> I do not approve.

Well I had to take the photos of me wearing this to make it work.
It looks great!
Not like I'm making money from this.
[sub] not a lot[/sub]

Uh huh...looks like I'm going to have to do something about this Fiction.

 

[My name is Fiction]

Why so violent?
Make love not war!

Dirty hippeh!

*Demon red eyes*
iM NoT A HIppY!
*Wearing nurse outfit with a chainsaw*
TiME FoR YOUr ApoInTMEnt!

*draws excalibur*
BRING IT ON!!!!

*Bears fangs*
I'l ConSuM YoUR S0uL!
L
*Kicks a crash chart in front of him and then jumps off of the wall*

*doges*
*slices neatly in half*
DONT fuck with me *eyes glow*

*Stitches back together*
yoU WoNT kiLL Me ThAT EASLY!
yoUR PERforMaNCE IS DIsaPoinTiNG!
* Throws a barrage of scaples, while dodging the attacks does a quick baseball slide knocking you off of your feet*

*quickly floats up and cast death on fiction killing him instantly*

*Uses angle ring, transforming into Sheogorath*
*Cast Madness*

*is berserk*
RAAAGGGEEE!!!!
*beats fiction into a bloody pulp wielding Excalibur in one hand and a staff in the other

The principle-
*Punched*
-of non-Newtonian fluids-
*Punched*
-is that-
*Punched*
-the harder the impact-
*Punched*
-the closer the molecules bond-
*Punched*
-Creating the perfect shield
*Knuckles start to bleed as if punching concrete
Done yet
SCIENCE *****!

*uses drain touch*
*chops off fictions hands*
You better just go sit in the corner and leave.me.the.fuck.alone!

*Hands jump into the air and pulls a quarter out of ear*
You brought this all onto yourself.
*Photoshops Shock into a nurse outfit*
Sexy...

>.> I do not approve.

Well I had to take the photos of me wearing this to make it work.
It looks great!
Not like I'm making money from this.
[sub] not a lot[/sub]

Uh huh...looks like I'm going to have to do something about this Fiction.

As long as its painful.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*walks in quietly*

What madness have I had the good fortune to miss this time?

 

[ShockValue]

As long as its painful.

Wasn't really expecting you to want that. Don't worry it will be!

 

[TheDoctor455]

*climbs up to the ceiling, takes a nap while hanging upside down*

 

[My name is Fiction]

As long as its painful.

Wasn't really expecting you to want that. Don't worry it will be!

Now I can add more blood to my alter for you.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*coughs loudly to indicate that I am trying to sleep while upside-down*

 

[My name is Fiction]

*coughs loudly to indicate that I am trying to sleep while upside-down*

*cough*
You should be under the bed
*Cough*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*silently draws the phantasmal Soul Reaver, points it at Fiction*
Leave me be.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

*begins sobbing profusely on the bed* Bwaaaaaahaaaaa!! *sob sob* aaaaaahahahaaaa.

Goddamn women!

 

[My name is Fiction]

Womem
*laughs*
Perhaps I should sign you a song?

Spoiler

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I don't think we can continue to see each other...

 

[My name is Fiction]

I don't think we can continue to see each other...

But why? other then I don't respect you.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

If you don't know, then I'm not going to tell you!

 

[TheDoctor455]

*snores; quite an achievement for someone without a nose... or a lower jaw*