If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[My name is Fiction]

*Reappears under bed*
Guess what I got you. ^^

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

*is startled and hits head of the bed*
OWW... >.<

 

[My name is Fiction]

aww so sorry.
*Lightly pats head*

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

Thanks... what's this gift then?

 

[Best of the 3]

Presents!

*Steals*

D=

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions!

*Punch*

Shush you crabby old man!

*Kidney punch*

 

[My name is Fiction]

I told you to guess

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

I'm no good at guessing >.<

 

[xmbts]

Shush you crabby old man!

*Kidney punch*

*Dies*

 

[My name is Fiction]

I'll give you a hint, its very expensive and huge.

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

I'm not going to be able to guess, just tell me >.<

 

[My name is Fiction]

Under your seat there is a brand new-
wait theres no seat in here. . . A HUG!
*hugs*

 

[xmbts]

Aww, how sweet.

X_X

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

*Is hugged*
Yay ^.^

 

[My name is Fiction]

If only I could have a second wife.

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

Umm.... what...

 

[My name is Fiction]

OH nothing nothing!
Now do you have any weapons?

 

[xmbts]

@Fiction: That sounds so very creepy.

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

Hmm.... *raises eyebrow*

Just my knife's.... why?

 

[My name is Fiction]

@xmbts:
Why thank you?was not intentional.
I don't have any on me. . . just like pants

 

[My name is Fiction]

@Ankara
Oh ok then, I lost my crowbar.
Thought you might have found it.