If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[My name is Fiction]

AWWWW I haven't seen you in fooooooreva!
*HUG*

 

[xmbts]

*Clings to Ash*

Help me!

 

[My name is Fiction]

From what?
*injects with methodon*

 

[xmbts]

*Dies in a gutter*

 

[Ashsaver]

*puts xambots in a pot*

 

[My name is Fiction]

Teamwork YAY!
*highfive*

 

[cryogeist]

*leaves*

 

[xmbts]

*Is cooked*

 

[My name is Fiction]

Can I have some?

 

[xmbts]

Nobody's gonna eat me without my say so.

 

[Ashsaver]

*NOM*

Hmmm....I need halp with this one Gordon!

 

[cryogeist]

*walks in with AA-12*
stay away from me Ash

 

[Ashsaver]

What's that?

*gropes AA-12*

Is it nomible?

 

[cryogeist]

Spoiler: AA-12 full auto shotgun

Now get away
*kicks Ash away*

 

[Ashsaver]

*sob*

You are...a horrible...horrible person. *sob*

 

[cryogeist]

And you're insane >_>

 

[xmbts]

*Hugs Ash*

 

[My name is Fiction]

*sob*

You are...a horrible...horrible person. *sob*

He is.
*shoots cyro*
better?

 

[Ashsaver]

Yay! thank you Gordon!

*hug*

 

[cryogeist]

*feels bullet hole*
you know this thing has 20 rounds with the round mag?
oh and the bullets are fragmentation
*shoot until the mag is empty at fiction*