@Mist - not all that weird (well, OK, it is weird), but haemolacria does happen...
For a limited time only, Stephenie Meyer piss-take (last ten minutes or so) [http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00vkxj4/The_Write_Stuff_Stephanie_Meyer/] Dreadfully English, middle-class and Radio4.