If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[xmbts]

I love the cold. o.o

 

[Blow_Pop]

I like it when I have someone to cuddle up to....And damn it this bloody background is like a searchlight in my room and I can't make my screen any darker and still readable on most of my pages....Why do websites like white as a background so much? I'm going to have to get my sunglasses out of my car to look at my laptop screen now :\

 

[steeple]

*crashes into wall while driving a tank* uh, can anyone here help me? I was on my way to invade switzerland when I probably took an early left turn...

 

[xmbts]

Huh...

 

[Sacman]

I see...<.<

 

[steeple]

what? noone here knows the way? oh alright then *takes out map from 18th century* looks like I'm close to the prussian border...

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

@Steeple: *Is also in the tank*
Umm... your reading the map upside down

 

[xmbts]

As if that's the only problem. >.>

 

[steeple]

@anakra: why it appears you're right, private! *flips map* hmm... according to this, we're currently located in... gamma-centauri...
know of any good driving songs in the meanwhile?

@xmbts: no, but it's the easiest one to fix, by far...

 

[ShockValue]

:/
I no longer have any clue what is going on here.

 

[steeple]

@shock: it's wonderful, isnt it?

 

[ShockValue]

I don't think so >.>

 

[steeple]

whats not to love? the randomness, the insanity, the cheesecakes, it's all amazing!

 

[Steppin Razor]

>.>
<.<

....

*collapses in heap on ground*

 

[steeple]

@steppin: *helps up* good thing you didnt land on that pile of rusty proximity-mines over there... that could have been painful...

 

[ShockValue]

I disagree with you there >.>

OHAI Alpha.

 

[mParadox]

@Steppin: O_O *picks up, hugs tight and tucks in* [sub]Yay you're back![/sub]

@Steeple:

 

[Steppin Razor]

@steeple: Pssh, land mines are fun. Especially if they're of the rusty, tetanus-inducing variety.

@Shock: *hugs*
How've you been in the last... however long it's been since I've turned my computer on?

@Para: Gah, stop that! *brushes off*

 

[steeple]

@shock: is it because the russians are bribing you? because I can pay you with sandwiches, can they?!

@para:

Spoiler: actually, I've had something else on my mind...

@steppin: all we need is an umbrella and then we could play with them...

 

[mParadox]

@Steppin: Of course, Sir. @_@

@Steeple: We're in space! Portal 2 it is.

@Shock: I can bribe you in subway sandwiches. @_@