If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Blow_Pop]

@steeple I felt like it...and we're burning the ass holes who double standard women. You know the ones that think its fine for a man to sleep around but a woman sleeping around is shameful and wrong -_- damn Catherine thread......I'm angry now....I'm going to go hit something....


@sckizo -_-

 

[My name is Fiction]

*takes a shot of morphine*
AHA! But you are wrong, I started this whole craze a very long time ago. I am the original.
*throws snipercrowbar behind your knees and catches xmbts*
@xmbts: B-but you were my hearts desire, I swear! Ankara is just a... pet. >->
@april: That does sound horible, sleep outside

What do you do to your pets? ._.

I feed them and pet them and give them all the love they will ever need. n.n
But I am still loyal to you, forever and batman forever. :3

 

[xmbts]

*Blargs*

@Ankara: Maybe you should hide on top of the fridge just to be safe.

 

[Blow_Pop]

@ankara *takes and hides far away from fiction and loves and cuddles and pets*

 

[My name is Fiction]

Nuuuuuuuuuu *falls into a depression*

 

[LTAshler]

I know it only happens when you're excited, but would you please try to stay in one dimension?

 

[My name is Fiction]

*puts hand on shoulder*
You shouldn't be here... but while you are I have excellent things on sale stranger!

 

[steeple]

I am a random person and I must say, this young fiction lad seems like an honest bloke!

@april: oh dont worry, I view guys who sleep around exactly the same as girls who sleep around...

 

[My name is Fiction]

@steeple: Thank you, glad someone trusts me

 

[steeple]

@fiction: why, it's my duty to express my trust toward a fine upstanding salesmen such as yourself!

 

[My name is Fiction]

@Steeple: Well I am honored *bows*

 

[steeple]

@fiction: and I am waiting for my payment...

 

[My name is Fiction]

@steeple: *hands bacon strip*

 

[xmbts]

Did somebody mention bacon? >.>

 

[My name is Fiction]

Why yess I did =3
*holds a plate full of bacon*

 

[xmbts]

*Resists*

 

[mParadox]

Purge the bacon!

 

[My name is Fiction]

Its bacon, the purest, best meat in the world

 

[xmbts]

I thought that was people...

*Bolts fridge closed*

>.>

<.<

 

[mParadox]

I see your Bacon and raise you chicken! >:c