If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

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@Nero:

@Ankara: Hi.

@Pars: But how will I get home? D:

 

[mParadox]

*mashes sad button with a hammer*

 

[mParadox]

@Xam: Dear Xam. My dear, sweet, lovely and beautiful Xam.

That's why we're here! To help you reach the destination you want in record time! O.O

 

[Roxas1359]

@Xmbts: Give me an autograph please Mr. Houdini!
@Para: Shall I get the alcohol for drunk science? If Tomska and his friend can build a Time Machine during Drunk Science imagine what we could do!

 

[mParadox]

@Nero: I don't drink but you're free to knock yourself out.

 

[xmbts]

@Nero: *Is not magician*

@Para:

So like...a catapult?

 

[mParadox]

@Xam: That was the initial offer. >.> But we've upgraded to the Firefly. Although the Millennium Falcon is also available. Should you desire it.

 

[xmbts]

I dunno, doesn't the firefly get shot down in that movie?

 

[Roxas1359]

@Para: I don't either.
@Xmbts: We could use a trebuchet if you like.

 

[mParadox]

@Nero: Non-drinking buddies! *drinks mango juice* YOho yoho~

@Xam: We have the technology to rebuild it. Faster and better than before! Plus! You'll have Nathan Fillion as captain! O.O

 

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@Para: And Nathan Fillion is pretty awesome if I remember correctly...

@Nero: That's just less space to sit.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

@xmbts: Call him Max.

 

[Roxas1359]

@Para: Screw you Mango Juice, I've got me some Crystal Light Lemonade. No sugar and delicious!
@Xmbts: Fine, how about an RV. Worked in Space Balls. Also, as Red said you can call me Max. Even though my name is Erik.
I am a man of many titles. *wearing Napoleon hat while wearing General Chase's Coat with Douglass McArthur's pipe*
Don't tell France or the U.S I've got these...

 

[mParadox]

@Para: And Nathan Fillion is pretty awesome if I remember correctly...

Spoiler: He is! He is!

And one time promotional offer! Board the Firefly and it might be you instead of Adam in the arms of Nathan Fliion!

Spoiler: OFFER NOT LAST FOREVER YA?

 

[xmbts]

@Red: Make me!

@Ritchard: I'll call you whatever I want. o.o

@Para: Now wouldn't that be something.

If only I didn't have personal space issues.

 

[Roxas1359]

@Xmbts: Whatever you say Bob.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to figure out why I can't hear anything out of my right ear.
Would be funny if I were to become deaf in that ear since my dad is also deaf in that ear.

 

[mParadox]

@Para: Now wouldn't that be something.

If only I didn't have personal space issues.

But but, Nathan Fillion! He makes everything better! D':

 

[xmbts]

@Francis: I'm not a Bob. :l

@Para: I'm sure he could fix it. o.o

 

[Roxas1359]

@Ted: Sure thing.

 

[mParadox]

@Para: I'm sure he could fix it. o.o

Spoiler: Leave everything to him!