If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Ashsaver]

*cartoon bombs hit head*

Ack! owowowowow!

*explodes*

I seeeee rainbowwwww

@_@

 

[NerfedFalcon]

[sub][sub]please don't eat me[/sub][/sub]

 

[Ashsaver]

*nibs*

=3

 

[NerfedFalcon]

[sub][sub]i have a sword[/sub][/sub]

[sub][sub]really, stop that[/sub][/sub]

 

[Neuromancer]

Seriously, stop staring at me like that. It's rather upsetting my zen.

...Or would you rather I told Ashsaver what a lovely liver you have?

 

[DOOM GUY]

So... Um, sup?

 

[xmbts]

I may suplex you.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Don't injure me, please.

 

[kailus13]

Stop. Spinning.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

I'm...surprisingly okay with this.

 

[Ashsaver]

Would you like to have some fried Cthulhu tentacle?

*nibs*

*suplex Xam*

 

[kailus13]

Why do I attract the crazy ones?

 

[xmbts]

What's crazy about me?

*sits on Ash*

 

[Neuromancer]

For one, you're firing at me for no reason.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

I don't have any knowledge to steal. Besides some stuff you'd want to forget much faster than 300 seconds.

 

[Ashsaver]

*is being sit on*

DX

Help me please, I'll give you the soul of my first born if you do.

 

[Neuromancer]

"sigh" Very well. *Casts telekinesis on xmbts*

*Throws xmbts far, far away*

 

[NerfedFalcon]

0_o

Remind me never to go into the river unless it's warded.

 

[Ashsaver]

"sigh" Very well. *Casts telekinesis on xmbts*

*Throws xmbts far, far away*

Thank you! now you can take this person's soul.

*points at @leet_x1337*

 

[Neuromancer]

Truly? I shall consider that next time I run into them. If I end up claiming it, their liver is yours.