If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Headsprouter]

Don't hurt me.

 

[Barbas]

Well, this is unsettling.

 

[Neuromancer]

Yo dawgs check dis shiet out, I'm so phat I'm sleepin' wit a statue.

 

[Barbas]

Biggie Smalls?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

How this thread has changed.

*pushes statue out of bed*

 

[Barbas]

It is no use, I am rock type.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Man, you keep telling me to make a wish and I keep thinking you're evil.

 

[Barbas]

Stop facemorphing for a minute so that I might properly appreciate your beauty.

 

[Padwolf]

But he's made of stone. I don't know what to think

 

[DOOM GUY]

Well, shit, that can't be good... FIRE!!!

 

[Barbas]

What an astonishing piece of headgear.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

I hope it was just you and not the dog, I like dogs, but not in that way

 

[Barbas]

Alistair Darling?

 

[Mossberg Shotty]

I guess this was inevitable.

 

[Barbas]

Where did you park the getaway vehicle?

 

[Mossberg Shotty]

Across the street, but I keep a smoke bomb in the drawer next to the bed for just such occasions.

 

[Barbas]

Excellent...everything is proceeding exactly as I have foreseen.

 

[Neuromancer]

You run in your sleep. The bruises in my sides are undeniable proof.

 

[Barbas]

Dude, why d'you wear shades indoors, bro?

 

[Neuromancer]

Last night had some gooooood stuff, I must admit.