If you would have access to Portal's portal gun what would you do with it?

[Noceus]

The question is pretty obvious, if you would have access to the Portal gun from Portal what would you do with it?

 

[spartan1077]

Make portals...what else? It's not like I can rob a bank and if I'm seen I'll probly be shot for having a weapon... maybe go to the washroom through it. Ya, no breaks from gaming.

 

[Dragonborne88]

Make my trip to work a whole lot shorter, plus lots more overtime!

 

[Jark212]

Go skydiving, in my bedroom...

I'll need a plan to stop from falling first...

 

[vanthebaron]

...fuck with everyone, everywhere, all the time...why...because I'm a massive ass.

 

[Wintermoot]

Make portals...what else? It's not like I can rob a bank and if I'm seen I'll probly be shot for having a weapon... maybe go to the washroom through it. Ya, no breaks from gaming.

its not realy a weapon more a gadget
OT: cut my time to get from and to school from an hour to mere seconds or I could break I can burglar allot of stores

 

[Luftwaffles]

Terminal velocity.
Or you know....be really evil and drain the worlds oceans moohahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! *thunder*

 

[RocksW]

Travel to another county and place a portal somewhere safe. (like another house) Then go back and forth whenever I want...?

How would I get the portal gun through airport security though?

 

[the-kitchen-slayer]

Portal myself across the country to visit my girlfriend in the states. short little hops and keep bouncing randomly around so they can't catch me, mwahahaha

aka, just portal my way around, and get used to the distorientation

 

[Jedamethis]

Hmm, well the ASHPD is rather limited in it's uses, as you need a flat surface within view to put a portal on, so robbing banks might be rather hard. As would looking in changing rooms and such.
So I'll just use it to save time moving around the house.

 

[rileyrulesu]

teleport to one of the follow threads.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.208892-if-you-had-a-Portal-Gun-what-would-you-do
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.55494-What-would-you-do-with-a-Portal-Gun
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.50114-Now-YOURE-thinking-with-portals

also never leave my chair to use the bathroom.

 

[aLivingPheonix]

Go to England, and set a portal somewhere in London, and just hang out there all the time, and come back to America whenever I feel like it.

Only problem would be getting to England with the gun...

 

[Serenegoose]

I would drop a portal at a friends house in london, and another end at where I stay in Swansea. That way I could actually live in a real city without the inconvenience of moving!

 

[Armored Prayer]

Make traveling from college to home a lot easier.

 

[archvile93]

teleport to one of the follow threads.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.208892-if-you-had-a-Portal-Gun-what-would-you-do
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.55494-What-would-you-do-with-a-Portal-Gun
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.50114-Now-YOURE-thinking-with-portals

also never leave my chair to use the bathroom.

Nice, that's a good one.

OT: I'd sell it to the government for millions.

 

[subject_87]

Boring use: Portal myself across crosswalks that never, ever let pedestrians through.

Awesome use: Fling myself all around Philadelphia; there are lots of suitably high places. (I'd just need those heel-springs, though...)

Oh yes, and assuming that I'd have a spare, I'd give it to NASA.

 

[Aeshi]

Market it as the best cutting device ever?

The power to cut through anything down to the last atom would be pretty handy in a science lab I reckon.

Or you could just use it as the worlds most advanced pizza-cutter.

 

[DocBot]

I would simply portal into Mordor......