If you would have access to Portal's portal gun what would you do with it?

[De-Moti]

Use it to acquire lulz.
Then acquire more lulz until I have a significant amount of lulz.

 

[Doitpow]

fire a portal into my own chest, then one in the floor and jump in.

 

[Merkavar]

step 1 portal on the roof.
step 2 portal on the floor.
step 3 infinite skydiving.

or a more realistic use
step 1 portal on my computer chair
step 2 portal on toilet
step 3 never get up again.

 

[Dr.A]

Depends on whether or not I invented it.
If I myself did, I'd be showing that thing off like there's no tomorrow.

If I just had it, I'd do all the stuff that I could only pretend to do in the game. Flinging, falling at terminal velocity, killing my best friends...

 

[IamQ]

One portal by my chair and one portal by my bed. After a long play session by the computer, I can just fall off the chair down through the portal, and onto me bed.

 

[BlackWidower]

Solve the energy crisis by violating the laws of physics. You know it's never exactly shown how the portals are powered. Whatever.

 

[Merkavar]

One portal by my chair and one portal by my bed. After a long play session by the computer, I can just fall off the chair down through the portal, and onto me bed.

why not arrange to portals so you can play your computer in bed. much more comfortable.

 

[badgersprite]

I'd make like Homer with the transporter, and have a Portal from my couch to the pantry so I could get food without getting up, for those long, intense gaming sessions where you can't get up because you're too damn immersed!

 

[Ldude893]

Steal Black Forest Cake from the local bakery.

 

[WanderingFool]

Find some big guy, make a portal beside him, and than use it to punch him in the face. Than when he comes after me, make another portal that he goes through and falls... somewhere... since im near Pittsburgh, into one of the rivers...


Yup!, Do not see any flaws in this plan...