If your and the above users avatars made love.

[Lust]

We are a dying breed, so, let us breed.
This is the only time that I'll consider having kids....so.....get 'em while they're hot!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Only if you promise that the sprogs won't try to to destroy all sentient life in the galaxy.

 

[The Clown]

that was highly unnecessary

 

[TheDoctor455]

No... no way in hell.

 

[Lust]

There'd be indoctrination all over the place.
Ooooo, sounds like fun.

 

[xmbts]

I'm afraid of what the product of this will be.

 

[TheDoctor455]

There'd be indoctrination all over the place.
Ooooo, sounds like fun.

No, we'll have none of that. Stop.

(mutters a spell, an abortion happens)

Now don't try that again.

OT:
This seems to happen a lot doesn't it?

 

[xmbts]

I'd like to think that's mostly your doing.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'd like to think that's mostly your doing.

How?
I thought this was fairly random.

 

[xmbts]

It is but it's just so much easier to blame others.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Something deadly, most likely.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hmm... immortal... and somehow able to use our diametrically opposed forms of magic in combination.... interesting...

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Someone either very stoic or very angry.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Are the book and UFO included?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Something very smart.
And powerful.

And a bibliophile.

 

[TheDoctor455]

And probably very tragic.

 

[xmbts]

The child's unique brand of asskicking would transcend time itself.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Indeed it would.

Though... would the kid also have those "buttons"?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Something of great intelligence.