If your and the above users avatars made love.

[TheDoctor455]

Possessed armor with the ability to control playing cards? Sounds legit!

My avatar is Ulysses himself, not a playing card. The playing card image was simply the best one I could find without that stupid 'full head' mask on it.

Anyway...

a 12 foot tall monster with dreadlocks?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A catfox.
...so a catdog spinoff?

 

[kailus13]

A foxpony. Wonder what that would look like.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A blue fox girl.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

something weird

 

[TheDoctor455]

Black kitsune?

 

[TheDoctor455]

A patriotic cat in a trench coat.

Patriotic... but no nation to back.

 

[scorptatious]

An even blacker black mage? With dreads.

 

[kailus13]

A black mage pony.

Spoiler

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A pony in a dress?

 

[kailus13]

A kitsune pony. Can't find any images for it.

 

[TheDoctor455]

A mad scientist Twisted Hair pony?

 

[Headsprouter]

Welp, my chest is fixed and my face is back, shame about the fact I only have one finger on each hand and will have massive dental bills. Worst of all, I'm bald. Another perk is that since I am mad and so very good at science, I can make MORE Headsprouters and similar abominations, MUAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAA!!!

 

[Porygon-2000]

NEIN.

NEINNEINNEINNEINNEINNEINNEINNEINNEINNEIN!!

 

[Headsprouter]

Just replace that scene from Junior (the "MAMA!!!" scene) with "MUTTER!!!!" and you have our kid.

EDIT: Thought I might as well post the clip..with an appropriate reaction..

 

[xmbts]

All I know is it would be pure evil and very aggressive.