If your and the above users avatars made love.

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

A servant of stone that would only break all the dishes

 

[Barbas]

A buff and well-chiselled golem with all the turning speed of an asteroid entering orbit.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

The cook of a kitchen that serves meat that could only be cooked at lava temperature.

 

[Barbas]

The child would be the hope of our species.

 

[Dr.Susse]

The most noble of crazy people.

 

[Barbas]

Insane and indestructible, the perfect combination.

 

[kailus13]

A pony statue. Unable to move, unable to breathe, but alive. And always screaming, silently.

 

[Neuromancer]

Hopefully not a whimp like Shinji.

 

[Neuromancer]

I name her Rei.

 

[Drummodino]

It would be the most beautiful baby the world has ever seen.

It would be a pink haired ninja clearly.

 

[Drummodino]

The best blusher there ever was.

 

[Neuromancer]

Rei II.

 

[EeveeElectro]

A super duper cute kawaii desu sparkly chan.

 

[Barbas]

Presumably, reality's greatest pizza chef.

 

[Drummodino]

A babe with the pinkest of hair.

 

[Barbas]

I have no doubt that our offspring would be the saviour of the species.

 

[Padwolf]

I'm pretty sure we'd end up with a statue of hades and it would be awesome!

 

[Barbas]

Hmmmm...something tragically yet hilariously malformed and also quite inflammable.

 

[EilaliE]

A kuudere Frankenstein-ish monster.

 

[Headsprouter]

A very bookish-looking abomination.