If your child asked you "what is death?" What would you say?

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strum4h

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Well when you die you have to wait an amount of time depending on the servers respawn time.
 

Mumonk

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He already has and I already did, I told him the truth, your born, you live and you die. End of story, can't do anything about it, can't bargain your way out, can't buy your way out, you just have to accept the fact that you WILL die someday.

I don't sugar coat things to my son. I'm not "brutally" honest, but I don't coat it in happy Disney/Christian songs and puppets.
 

Dana22

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Well, to understand concept of Death, one should first know what Life is.
 

fluffybunny937

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"Daddy, what's death?"

"Son it's what's going to happen if you bring me another warm beer."

"What does that mean?"

"It means get me another beer, and this time it better be cold."
 

MrShowerHead

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It is the termination of the biological functions that sustain a living organism.
There, happy now?
 

blobby218

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well son when you die SOULS OF THE UN-DEAD FEAST ON YOUR SOUL UNTIL THERE ISN'T ENOUGH LEFT OF YOU TO FILL A RAISIN AND THEN THEY PUT YOU INTO THE GROUND TO BE EATEN SLOWLY BY WORMS AND ROT!!

I'm not a nice or sane person
 

Monkfish Acc.

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"You know when we found grandpa, and he was all pale and smelled funny and had pooed all over the bed?
That. And it will happen to you.
Soon if you don't quit asking stupid questions."

Then I toss the whiskey bottle at them and fart.
You know, as all good irish fathers should.
 

Jedamethis

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Monkfish Acc. said:
"You know when we found grandpa, and he was all pale and smelled funny and had pooed all over the bed?
That. And it will happen to you.
Soon if you don't quit asking stupid questions."

Then I toss the whiskey bottle at them and fart.
You know, as all good irish fathers should.
Aww, you made me spill my drink!
 

GrinningManiac

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When someone turns into a ghost, and they fly away and leave their body behind. I don't know where they go after that, because I've never met a ghost
 

RanD00M

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"Oh it's *looks at watch* just something that is about to happen to you in about 12 seconds."

I won't really be a great father will I?