If your favorite video game character would walk up to you

[Archereus]

What would you do? also try listing who it is to help us understand.
If Zell from FF8 were to walk up to me randomly i would probably try to get some free fighting lessons and quiz him about hot dogs.

 

[Krakyn]

If Gray Fox from the MGS series walked up to me I'd probably run my ass off or piss myself. After that though, I'd use a chaff grenade and steal his shit.

 

[Gxas]

If Sephiroth walked up to me? I would fall to my knees and pledge my loyalty to him. Then, he could have his way with me.

 

[Lios]

If Sephiroth walked up to me? I would fall to my knees and pledge my loyalty to him. Then, he could have his way with me.

^ Same as this guy.

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

If Mega Man walked up to me, I'd probably try to get him to shoot his buster...not at me, though.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

I don't thing the Scout is very sociable, so I'd probably pull out Natasha and earn me an Achievement or 2.

 

[ae86gamer]

If Mr.Bones from the Mr.Bones video game came up to me...first I'd scream because hes a skeleton thats walking around and then I would give him a guitar and tell him to play a kick a*s song for me.

 

[oliveira8]

If Gordon Freeman would walk to me he would...say nothing and leave, and I would be left confused.


(someone had to say it.)

 

[ctf1990]

If Kirby walked up to me, I'd make sure he stay FAR away from my refrigerator.

Then give him a BIG hug

 

[pha kin su pah]

I'd chest bump Cole Train.

 

[-Seraph-]

If Gordon Freeman would walk to me he would...say nothing and leave, and I would be left confused.


(someone had to say it.)

NO!! the correct response is "don't forget to reload Mr Freeman"

 

[oliveira8]

If Gordon Freeman would walk to me he would...say nothing and leave, and I would be left confused.


(someone had to say it.)

NO!! the correct response is "don't forget to reload Mr Freeman"

Then he would stop and beat me senseless with a crowbar.

 

[-Seraph-]

If Gordon Freeman would walk to me he would...say nothing and leave, and I would be left confused.


(someone had to say it.)

NO!! the correct response is "don't forget to reload Mr Freeman"

Then he would stop and beat me senseless with a crowbar.

Dont worry, Freemans weapons are powerless against friendlies. You would just sit there smiling while he practically whacks the air.

 

[Programmed_For_Damage]

If Sam Fisher walked up to me I'd shake his hand and go buy him a beer for being a true hero. Then over some beers he could tell me about his deadliest missions.

 

[oliveira8]

If Gordon Freeman would walk to me he would...say nothing and leave, and I would be left confused.


(someone had to say it.)

NO!! the correct response is "don't forget to reload Mr Freeman"

Then he would stop and beat me senseless with a crowbar.

Dont worry, Freemans weapons are powerless against friendlies. You would just sit there smiling while he practically whacks the air.

What happens if I'm not friendly. He could make a gesture as in "Follow me" and use me for cannon fooder for the Mine Hoopers!(cause turning them with the grav gun is to boring)

 

[-Seraph-]

If Gordon Freeman would walk to me he would...say nothing and leave, and I would be left confused.


(someone had to say it.)

NO!! the correct response is "don't forget to reload Mr Freeman"

Then he would stop and beat me senseless with a crowbar.

Dont worry, Freemans weapons are powerless against friendlies. You would just sit there smiling while he practically whacks the air.

What happens if I'm not friendly. He could make a gesture as in "Follow me" and use me for cannon fooder for the Mine Hoopers!(cause turning them with the grav gun is to boring)

Well then your fucked.....OR you could block the doorway when he is trying to escape from some enemy. He would then be YOUR meat shield and you need only run as he get mangled.

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

What would you do?

I don't know, good thing I won't have to consider it seeing as I don't have a favorite video game character.

 

[oliveira8]

If Gordon Freeman would walk to me he would...say nothing and leave, and I would be left confused.


(someone had to say it.)

NO!! the correct response is "don't forget to reload Mr Freeman"

Then he would stop and beat me senseless with a crowbar.

Dont worry, Freemans weapons are powerless against friendlies. You would just sit there smiling while he practically whacks the air.

What happens if I'm not friendly. He could make a gesture as in "Follow me" and use me for cannon fooder for the Mine Hoopers!(cause turning them with the grav gun is to boring)

Well then your fucked.....OR you could block the doorway when he is trying to escape from some enemy. He would then be YOUR meat shield and you need only run as he get mangled.

What if at the last minute he opens console sv_cheats 1 god? Grenade Suicide?

 

[-Seraph-]

WEll then your fucked....unless you throw a handily available red barrel at him.

 

[SimuLord]

If my Oblivion character walked up to me I'd probably shit my pants from fear and hope like hell someone hadn't prayed to the Night Mother for my death.