If your favorite video game character would walk up to you
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If Masterchief and or the Arbiter walked up to me, I would probably invite them around to my place to see if I could actually beat them in a few rounds of ACTUAL Halo 3 multiplayer.
If I could beat the chief at his own game I think I'd feel pretty fucking good.
If Alix Vance from Half Life 2 came up to me I think I would nervously ask for her phone number then run away.
If Solid Snake came up to me I would politley greet him but try to avoid geting into a conversation with him because once you get him talking you can't shut him up.
If Shepard, Wrex, Ash, Liara, Tali, Garrus and Kaidan from Mass effect showed up at my door step I would so welcome them in and have a keg party and try my luck with one of the ladies. Given that in my version of Mass Effect, Ashley is the lover of Shepard, I guess I'd try my luck with Liara.
I'd also buy Wrex a couple of beers.
If Raikou from Otogi walked up to me, before I could even speak he'd smack me with his sword and send me flying through seven walls. I would get up, dust myself off and say something along the lines of:
"Awesome."
If my character from Saint's Row 2 showed up, I would play classical music for his sake and try not to make eye contact...
If Either of the Carmines from Gears of War showed up I would hang out for a while, then do everything in my power to get them be more cautious for Christ's sake.
And if my Argonian character from Oblivion arrived at my house, he and I would just have a nice chat while he dicks around on my rooftop.
If Ivy from Soul Calibur came up to me, I get the feeling we would then have incredibally rough, dirty, sweaty, naked, angry almost animalistic sex and when she left I'd be nursing my many sex injuries including bruises and broken bones. I wouldn't be mad at Ivy though because by this point I'm used to this sort of thing.
Finally if Sonic the Hedgehog showed up at my doorstep I would tearfully (but unflinchingly) blow his brains out with a shotgun and call it a mercy kill.
If I could beat the chief at his own game I think I'd feel pretty fucking good.
If Alix Vance from Half Life 2 came up to me I think I would nervously ask for her phone number then run away.
If Solid Snake came up to me I would politley greet him but try to avoid geting into a conversation with him because once you get him talking you can't shut him up.
If Shepard, Wrex, Ash, Liara, Tali, Garrus and Kaidan from Mass effect showed up at my door step I would so welcome them in and have a keg party and try my luck with one of the ladies. Given that in my version of Mass Effect, Ashley is the lover of Shepard, I guess I'd try my luck with Liara.
I'd also buy Wrex a couple of beers.
If Raikou from Otogi walked up to me, before I could even speak he'd smack me with his sword and send me flying through seven walls. I would get up, dust myself off and say something along the lines of:
"Awesome."
If my character from Saint's Row 2 showed up, I would play classical music for his sake and try not to make eye contact...
If Either of the Carmines from Gears of War showed up I would hang out for a while, then do everything in my power to get them be more cautious for Christ's sake.
And if my Argonian character from Oblivion arrived at my house, he and I would just have a nice chat while he dicks around on my rooftop.
If Ivy from Soul Calibur came up to me, I get the feeling we would then have incredibally rough, dirty, sweaty, naked, angry almost animalistic sex and when she left I'd be nursing my many sex injuries including bruises and broken bones. I wouldn't be mad at Ivy though because by this point I'm used to this sort of thing.
Finally if Sonic the Hedgehog showed up at my doorstep I would tearfully (but unflinchingly) blow his brains out with a shotgun and call it a mercy kill.
if lara croft walked up to me...... well i'm sure you know where this is going, same with Nariko, and the ladies of Resident evil....mmmmm jill valentine, haha
I feel really sorry for the pyramid head fan...
And if my Fable character walked up to me? Put that ***** to work, I created him and he owes me.
And if my Fable character walked up to me? Put that ***** to work, I created him and he owes me.
If Wind Waker's Ganondorf came up to me, he'd probably slice my head off just for being there.
And oh yeah. Andrew Ryan wouldn't come up to me, just communicate with me through various screens and be marginally insulting.
And oh yeah. Andrew Ryan wouldn't come up to me, just communicate with me through various screens and be marginally insulting.
If Max Payne walked up to me i'd tell him to get some sleep and then i'd give him the number of a shrink.
I'd buy Frank from Dead Rising a beer, he certainly needs one.
I'd see what the merchant from Resident Evil 4 has for sale.
I'd give Bill, Zoe, Francis and Louis a medpack and some aspirin.
I'd offer help manage Sonic's comeback tour.
I'd ask Captain Price for tips on moustache maintenance.
I'd see what the merchant from Resident Evil 4 has for sale.
I'd give Bill, Zoe, Francis and Louis a medpack and some aspirin.
I'd offer help manage Sonic's comeback tour.
I'd ask Captain Price for tips on moustache maintenance.
If Kratos were to walk up to me he would probably shout angrily at the top of his voice at me to get out of his way. When I don't do this fast enough he would then likely murder me in a brutally horrifying yet entertaining fashion.
If Link walked up to me I would ask to borrow his sword and hat and ride Epona. ^_^
And ask him where the hell he stores all his stuff...
And ask him where the hell he stores all his stuff...
