If your favorite video game was a food. . .
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I dunno, but I'd be irradiated from all the half-life decay.
Also, portal has that cake, bioshock sounds like one of those really sour candies, but Mechwarrior sounds a bit, er, metallic.
Also, portal has that cake, bioshock sounds like one of those really sour candies, but Mechwarrior sounds a bit, er, metallic.
I was thinking of TF2 but I'd have to say it's like brightly coloured sweets, with a bit of blood in them.shadowgaunt said:
Kind of like these but much much better
Dark Cloud 2 would probably be a rainbow candy, seeing how it's almost a JRPG and all.
Or ratchet and clank 3, which would be a blueberry pancake with a side of raw gunpowder.
Or ratchet and clank 3, which would be a blueberry pancake with a side of raw gunpowder.
My favorite games are fantasy RPGs. The best ones are like buffets; a little of this, a little of that, different flavors & textures, you stay a long time in line, & then you won't go back until next yer.
Where's that Demotivational Poster with all the meat between two slices of bread that said "Manwich" or something similar on it? Because that may be the closest thing NFL Blitz 2000 would be for any food.
Lezzee... Can't decide which one so I'll do both.
Fallout 2.
Would be like a slowly cooked tough steak with green pepper dressing and chili-seasoned potato wedges. No salad, or maybe just one tiny tasteful of goat cheese, red lettuce and some onion. Dry white wine and a glass of water with lemon for drink.
Planescape: Torment.
Planescape would be like one of those shared plates at a chinese restaurant with small portions of different foods in each section. In the middle of the plate would be a bowl of rice. The different portions would include - for example - deep fried prawns with sweet and sour sauce, curry chicken, beef with black bean sauce and perhaps umm... pork with mushrooms and bamboo shoots.
There might be even more different tasting dishes, like noodles or squid or something completely veggie. And a shitload of different dressings of course.
But it would taste equally dazzling so everyone would like to take at least a small bite. But the plate would be balanced on a fourty feet long razor-like sword made of ridiculous awesome which would sort of make you feel awkward if only it wasn't so audaciously gorgeous.
Fallout 2.
Would be like a slowly cooked tough steak with green pepper dressing and chili-seasoned potato wedges. No salad, or maybe just one tiny tasteful of goat cheese, red lettuce and some onion. Dry white wine and a glass of water with lemon for drink.
Planescape: Torment.
Planescape would be like one of those shared plates at a chinese restaurant with small portions of different foods in each section. In the middle of the plate would be a bowl of rice. The different portions would include - for example - deep fried prawns with sweet and sour sauce, curry chicken, beef with black bean sauce and perhaps umm... pork with mushrooms and bamboo shoots.
There might be even more different tasting dishes, like noodles or squid or something completely veggie. And a shitload of different dressings of course.
I'd imagine Final Fantasies 7 & 8 would be like some kind of gay hot dogs with gay sauce and gay buns with gay gayness between them, served on a rainbow plate with frilly and glimmering haberdashery hanging on the sides.Blanks said:
But it would taste equally dazzling so everyone would like to take at least a small bite. But the plate would be balanced on a fourty feet long razor-like sword made of ridiculous awesome which would sort of make you feel awkward if only it wasn't so audaciously gorgeous.
Evil Genius would taste like a smattering of delectable fruits and meats which go well together despite all common sense, like Avacado and Beef