If your genitals was a game...

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Bobbity

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Then something would be seriously wrong.

Chefodeath said:
Oh, shit, these are some good ones. Now I feel challenged to think up something epic.

World of Warcraft

Because fucking EVERYONE is playing with it.
And something like seventy per cent of them are men :p
 

antigodoflife

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Paksenarrion said:
OMNI-SNIP
You are the greatest person alive and I love you!

OT: Starflight

Long and thick as they come, hard to play the first time around but once you get used to it, it gets easier to deal with, once a fan-favourite but now nobody plays it anymore and it's impossible to save.
 

Paksenarrion

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antigodoflife said:
Paksenarrion said:
OMNI-SNIP
You are the greatest person alive and I love you!
I remember when I used to be teased for having an evil detachable clitoris back in junior high school. As soon as puberty hit, all anyone could talk about was the menacing spiky metal ball spinning between my legs. "OMG, you killed the football team! Why are the cheerleaders screaming their heads off?! My eyes! MY EYES!!!" they would yell, but did they ever think about my feelings?

But now, acceptance. I finally feel like a regular human being again.

...with an evil spinning metal ball between my legs.
 

Kiba The Wolf

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Chefodeath said:
Oh, shit, these are some good ones. Now I feel challenged to think up something epic.

World of Warcraft

Because fucking EVERYONE is playing with it.
Don't forget that people have to pay to play with it
 

Nalgas D. Lemur

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Evil Tim said:
It would be whatever was on the shelf above Homefront because Homefront was bollocks.
A winner is you.

I'm a bit disappointed by the lack of mention of some perfect games that don't even need comparisons beyond their titles themselves, like "The Maw" and "Dangerous High School Girls in Trouble". "And Yet It Moves" and "Bob Came in Pieces" have potential, too.
 

Cheesus333

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Metroid.

It too is full of parasites.

Disclaimer: I DO NOT HAVE ANY SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES. THAT I KNOW OF.

AND IF I DO, THEY'RE NOT LIABLE TO EAT YOUR HEAD.
 

ZephrC

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Secret of Mana: It was all around awesome, and it had a strangely out of place multiplayer function that was rarely used, but none the less fun. It very rarely gets played at all anymore though, and when it does it's always single player.
 

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It's extremely hyped up, but just ends up pissing people off.
And there are numerous unfulfilled promises of ***** making.