If your genitals was a game...

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KingofallCosmos

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Ico. It always has some Yorda dragging alongside it.

BTW I'm still waiting for a female escapist with an orange box.
 

snowpuppy

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Paksenarrion said:
I think there's actually a movie about my vagina; let me see if I can find it...


Here it is. The mysterious spinning ball of evil that drives men and women insane is my clitoris. The title "Event Horizon" describes my vagina.

That's right. I have an evil detachable clitoris.
you'r my new hero.
 

chinangel

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probably confusing. It would start as one game that didn't handle quite right and eventually switch over to a much more satisfying and well formed game. ^^
 

Killclaw Kilrathi

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Battleship. Starts with a lot of missed targets, but it goes on for ages and you'll be satisfied once you sink my carrier.
 

Evil Tim

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That Hyena Bloke said:
Battleship. Starts with a lot of missed targets, but it goes on for ages and you'll be satisfied once you sink my carrier.
Nothing to do with you trying to persuade girls that it's cheating if they look where you're putting it, then?
 

zulucharlie

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I have a few:

Metal Gear Solid: Started playing with it when I was twelve and haven't stopped since.

Portal: It may end quickly, but it's fun to beat over and over again.

Angry Birds: It's best to use your hands to play with it.

Half Life 2 Episode 1: Short, hard, and big explosion at the end.

Every XBOX360 game: Lots of fun until it gets the red ring of death.
 

Killclaw Kilrathi

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Evil Tim said:
That Hyena Bloke said:
Battleship. Starts with a lot of missed targets, but it goes on for ages and you'll be satisfied once you sink my carrier.
Nothing to do with you trying to persuade girls that it's cheating if they look where you're putting it, then?
Well... not ONLY.
 

Goldhawk777

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Similar to Bayonetta. Will make one hear choirs and see angels. Just make sure you put on a halo. "OH! Giggity!"
 

Baldry

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Call of duty...Lots of underage children play it...I mean it's a all right single player experience but it's better with others.
 

idodo35

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every game that just got its first trailer
I dont know how it is yet but I have a good feeling about it!