If your home nation were to invade equestria...

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Kae

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Equestria is the place from MLP? I thought it was something else, well I think Mexico would invade them so we have more horses for the rodeo, as for would I care? Probably not, I do not care for horses.
 

Tsaba

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live in eternal happiness under ponies...
deal with the drama of political parties...
Oh the choices
Down with the government up with the ponies!
 

Thaluikhain

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Would the people of Equestria mind? Or would they all happy us into occupying them nicely?

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Seriously, though, the place is a dictatorship. The queen is an absolute monarch, who justifies their rule by claiming divine mandate, IIRC. I seem to remember some iffy racial stuff, but I haven't watched the show enough to say if that's valid.

C'mon people, let's bring freedom and democracy to Equestria!

Ok, yeah, they probably all hate freedom, they're not enlightened like us, we just have to stamp them flat, etc etc.
 

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Well if New Zealand invaded... anything, it woundn't last very long.
Our Navy is a dingy.
Our Air Force is a man catapulted into the air.
Our miltary is a blind farmer, with a shotgun.
I myself welcome our new belevolent Pony overlords!
That's being unfair to the SAS, but I digress.

John Key and Celestia would form a coalition government and Fluttershy would take over DOC (Department of Conservation)

On the plus side we would get a actual Airforce again!
 

neonsword13-ops

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Only on one circumstance would I allow such a thing.

We must take Fluttershy and clone her.

Then, we will take these clones and put them in every household in America, bringing happiness to all.
 

trollax

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wackymon said:
trollax said:
I guess we can make a burger out of their dead so we can end world hunger
to everything you said...

that summs it up.
We can End world hunger so I don't see whats wrong so haha Yum no more world hunger and glue never gonna run out of glue and if we kill the dictators they can't screw with the Sun.
 

WanderingFool

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did they deserve it?

oh what am I talking about? I live in America! I should be saying do they have any OIL!

In all seriousness... i'd be wondering why there is a nation of talking horses and where have they been all these years. I'd probably laugh. then cry. then laugh some more.
The ponies have oil?



In all seriousness... oh fuck it, its a fucking cartoon land, of course I wouldnt fucking care...
 

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thaluikhain said:
Seriously, though, the place is a dictatorship. The queen is an absolute monarch, who justifies their rule by claiming divine mandate, IIRC. I seem to remember some iffy racial stuff, but I haven't watched the show enough to say if that's valid.
Equestria is a diarchy, actually, in that it has two rulers of roughly equal authority. And I think that when you're an immortal being of immense power who controls the movement of the sun (or moon + stars) you go past "claiming" divine right to being an actual living deity.

As for as the racial stuff, well the fans sure joke about the "unicorn master race" often enough but as far as we've seen all subjects of Equestria have equal rights.
 

trollax

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wackymon said:
trollax said:
wackymon said:
trollax said:
I guess we can make a burger out of their dead so we can end world hunger
to everything you said...

that summs it up.
We can End world hunger so I don't see whats wrong so haha Yum no more world hunger and glue never gonna run out of glue and if we kill the dictators they can't screw with the Sun.
so much foolishness...






Enought of the copy and pasting
 

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I'd be fine with the outcome either way but its the battle that would interest me the most. I want to watch ponies vs the USA seems like a good match :p
 

Wackymon

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trollax said:
Aidinthel said:
wackymon said:
Dude, he even has the word "troll" IN HIS NAME. Please just ignore him.
So Its just a name You know liek how furrie and brony are only names but basicly they mean the same thing
SOMONE!!! GATHER DUCT TAPE!!! SILANCE THIS FOOL OF A TROLL!!!
 

Aidinthel

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neonsword13-ops said:
Only on one cicumstance would I allow such a thing.

We must take Fluttershy and clone her.

Then, we will take these clones and put them in every household in America, beinging happiness to all.
I support this initiative.
wackymon said:
SILANCE THIS FOOL OF A TROLL!!!
You don't deal with trolls by yelling at them. In fact that is the exact opposite of the proper response. Press the report button and move on.