If your life was Truman Show-esque

[Casbahthegrey]

Demand my cut of the merchandising

 

[Radeonx]

My reaction would be feeling sorry for whoever had to watch my uninteresting life thus far. After that I would just walk around naked, messing with all the actors.

This idea is sheer brilliance. If I were on any television show I would do this. No matter what.

 

[MiserableOldGit]

I'd become the most successful soap opera writer in history- if people are getting kicks out of watching my life, it would be a piece of piss.

 

[Maze1125]

I'd demand royalties.

 

[Luckyred13]

Would freak out. I need my privacy and would go Sean Penn on their asses. Which would make me more popular, freak out further, more ratings. Vicious cycle. Eventually have a break down and end up hiding in a hole, speaking gibberish to the bugs...because they wouldn't lie to me or pretend to be my friends....or would they? >.>

 

[Anarchemitis]

Keep on truckin'.
Sooner or later, this faux internet that is protected from my audience is going to slip up and a million fans will pour all over my Youtube channel and be my friend on this very site.

 

[Teh Ty]

I would see it comming. somtimes the people around me act a bit weird.