If your mind was an Operating System, what would yours be?

[Parasondox]

Hello Escapist

Something fun from me this time and something I joked about recently. A friend and I were having a conversation and then just both got lost in to what we were originally talking about. So I just joked around saying how my brain sometimes work like Windows 98, slow at times, useful for simple task but heck they get the job done and don't have so much bugs like Vista, 7 and 8.

So whether its a mobile or computer OS, if your mind was an operating system, what would it be?

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Windows Vistaaaaaaaaaa-

Brain.exe has an encountered an error. Please restart brain. If brain continues to have an error, please call our three barely qualified tech supporters in Pakistan.

 

[rig0r_m0rtis]

DOS... basic, with plenty of potential, though usually just a blinking cursor.

 

[Esotera]

Tails - paranoid as hell but relatively powerful when it's thinking about the right things. (If we're being technical then the OS is Linux...)

https://tails.boum.org/

 

[Queen Michael]

I'd be iOS7, because I make your iPhone waterproof.

 

[lacktheknack]

Plan 9: Confusing, unusual, incompatible with every common mindset/program and hard to get into, but somewhat funny and appreciative of Ed Wood.

 

[Jamash]

Windows, because like my mind it's the only one I know.

In theory, there could be other OS and mindsets that are more efficient, less problematic and in other ways just work better, but I am happy with what I've got and I'm too familiar with what I know to even consider changing.

 

[WenisPagon]

Just FYI any Fedora distributions in this thread will be severely negged and trodden on by the Ubuntu alpha race.

 

[FalloutJack]

Hello Escapist

Something fun from me this time and something I joked about recently. A friend and I were having a conversation and then just both got lost in to what we were originally talking about. So I just joked around saying how my brain sometimes work like Windows 98, slow at times, useful for simple task but heck they get the job done and don't have so much bugs like Vista, 7 and 8.

So whether its a mobile or computer OS, if your mind was an operating system, what would it be?

Huh? But 7 works.

*Points to Windows 7 Ultimate brain*

I haven't encountered much in the way of problems. Nothing that wasn't temporary and fixable. However, because I'm autistic, my brain is much like my gaming laptop, streamlined towards a purpose.

 

[Eleuthera]

Really, nobody has posted this yet?
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Anyway, probably DOS, it's not all that fast, terrible at multitasking, but it still gets the job done.

 

[Estranged180]

If you're old enough to remember what in the bloody blue hell a TRS-80 is, that's the operating system that is my brain. While old as dirt, and ugly as hell, it is more reliable than most OS's on the planet today. Kinda neat actually.

 

[Heronblade]

Windows XP x64 Service pack one

Powerful in its own right, but prone to multiple serious bugs and memory issues.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Either Windows Vista x64 or Windows 7 x64. Because those are the two operating systems I'm already familiar with.