If your pets could talk...

[NotAPie]

What would they say?
Once again I got bored out of my mind and decided to make a thread.

My cat would tell me...
"shut the fuck up and pet me."

 

[GodsOneMistake]

My dog would be like " Your Masturbating again?!" XP

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

"Feed Me", well my plant actually does say that though...

(Cookie for reference)

 

[Souplex]

My cat only ever wants me to open doors for her and feed her, she does that just fine with meows and purrs.

"Feed Me", well my plant actually does say that though...

(Cookie for reference)

You have an Audrey 2? Nice.

 

[Aerodynamic]

"Im In Your Gamez.....Stealin Your Killz"

 

[Dusty Donuts]

They would probably say something along the lines of "whinge" and "i'm hungry"

 

[El Poncho]

Follow me aimlessly about the house till I decide where I want to go. Let me outside. Feed me. Pet me. Wakey wakey.

 

[axia777]

I would get rid of them. I like the fact that animals do not talk.

 

[Julianking93]

My dog would be like " Your Masturbating again?!" XP

This. My dog always seems to be watching me or at least in the same room when I'm doing that.

 

[Cama Zots]

It would be like Doug from UP.

 

[Insanum]

Feed Me.

Its amazing how many people here have cats.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME

That's what my cat's would say. All the time.

 

[Travdelosmuertos]

My dog would be like " Your Masturbating again?!" XP

This. My dog always seems to be watching me or at least in the same room when I'm doing that.

Uh, close the door?

 

[aww yea]

well

feed me
scratch me
let me out
get the fuck away from me

man i only gotta teach my cat 8 words

 

[NotAPie]

Feed Me.

Its amazing how many people here have cats.

Well I had a dog...
But he hurt the Kitty and I had to give him to my grampa.

 

[AlexTheBucket2112]

Cat sez: "STOP YOUR FAPPING AND PAY ME SOME ATTENTION!!!!"

 

[chefassassin2]

"Feed Me", well my plant actually does say that though...

(Cookie for reference)

Little Shop, little shop of horrors!

EDIT- Oops, trigger happy on the post. OT- My corgi would be able to tell me what episode of "Firefly" to watch, as well as which meal he prefers, followed by an enthusiastic, "all right, petting time!"

 

[EvilGenius666]

"What's going on? Why am I going upwards? Wha- ... Oh, it's that boy again. He'd better give me some food for this."

- Whenever I pick up my guinea pigs.

 

[ddon]

my dog would probably yell at why i tied his ball to the padeo bord ceiling and watch him jump and jump and unsuccesfully get his ball. if you have a hyper dog do something like that it gets pretty entertaining after awhile.

 

[rickthetrick]

I think my Dog would have a spanish accent. I don't know why as he is a pug, but I just get the feeling he would.



<----This dog