If Your Spouse Was A Murderer...

[TheTurtleMan]

Depends on who they have murdered and in what context. Although if I found out anyone in my family was a murderer I would turn them in so maybe the same principle could be applied to my makebelieve wife.

 

[Scabadus]

No but I would use it to get anal.

You know blackmail didn't even enter my mind but now you mention it that's an amazing idea.

Are you guys/gals forgetting that your spouse is a MURDERER? I don't think blackmailing a murderer the smartest thing to do. I cannot empirically prove that, however.

Blackmailing a murderer you're (presumably) about to go to sleep next to, mind.

On topic though, no I wouldn't turn them in. If they were into some sort of sadistic torture-to-death thing then I'd try to talk them out of it, but I wouldn't get them arrested.

 

[loc978]

Should I feel old for instantly thinking of this movie [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3TgDBN7wk4] when I read the thread title?

In any case, I wouldn't care unless she targeted me.

 

[sketch_zeppelin]

depends on they're choice of prey. if they were really annoying or really cute i may just join in...i am a horrible person, i'm aware of this.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Firstly this wouldn't suprise me AT ALL the universe treats my love life as a [sarcasm]hilarious cavalcade of comedy[/sarcasm] as it is -.-

I think I would turn them in as I'm a good girl and these things tend to escalate. However, I am a bit of a sucker for people I love so who knows maybe I would cave and help them hide it.

So, you would help me bury the bodies? That's so kind of you, but after we are done I will have to kneecap you and leave in the very deep grave I dug over there while you thought I was taking a break. Sorry, but you're a witness. I have to cover my trail. You understand.

You know that thing in films where the murderer picks up the lonely hitchhiker girl with plans to kill her and she turns out to be a psychotic monster.

Hi there.

Moral of the story: Don't underestimate people you know nothing about.

If I'm in the mood to kill a hitchiker, I don't bother to stop.

You should heed your own advice, sweetheart.

 

[Souplex]

What are the circumstances of the murder. I need details!

 

[Venereus]

No but I would use it to get anal.

You know blackmail didn't even enter my mind but now you mention it that's an amazing idea.

Are you guys/gals forgetting that your spouse is a MURDERER? I don't think blackmailing a murderer the smartest thing to do. I cannot empirically prove that, however.

Let me get this straight: You know that your wife, the same person that has been living with you for years, is secretly a serial killer who spends her nights murdering random people with all sorts of weapons. And your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

You should heed your own advice, sweetheart.

Sweetheart is it now, well aren't you the charmer ;p

Depraved...but charming...I can work with that.

 

[FalloutJack]

No, I wouldn't. And if you knew me, you wouldn't blame me either.

 

[Machocruz]

No but I would use it to get anal.

You know blackmail didn't even enter my mind but now you mention it that's an amazing idea.

Are you guys/gals forgetting that your spouse is a MURDERER? I don't think blackmailing a murderer the smartest thing to do. I cannot empirically prove that, however.

Let me get this straight: You know that your wife, the same person that has been living with you for years, is secretly a serial killer who spends her nights murdering random people with all sorts of weapons. And your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck.

But you see, if she killed someone close to her, it would draw unwanted attention from the police, they would feel obligated to investigate the loved ones if they lack any other leads, therefore I place the arbitrary percentage at "I am 5% convinced that she is the murderer*.

Furthermore if I know her, and based on the fact I've never spoken to her, I do, she'll play an elaborate game, killing as many people as possible while we are right next to each other. I think I'll ask her to join the investigation while we look for the killer of her husband. No, I INSIST.

It's the only logical thing to do.

Winning!

 

[KiraTaureLor]

If my lover was a cunning serial killer with deep psychological problems; I would not turn him in, I would probably observe and study him.

It would also depend on the victims, and their role in the resent and future society.

 

[XT inc]

Are we talking like some kind of Dexter Murderer, psycho murderer, Accidental/ manslaughter murderer Because they all are sort of different.

 

[Jake0fTrades]

Are you kidding me? I'd plan her next attack!

 

[The Man With the Soap]

You should heed your own advice, sweetheart.

Sweetheart is it now, well aren't you the charmer ;p

Depraved...but charming...I can work with that.

Pleased to make your aquaintence, miss.

 

[Diablo2000]

What type of murder exactly?

If it was acidental or self defense, then no, I wouldn't.
If she turns out to be a serial killer... Then I am in between in turn her in or simply walk and leave her.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Depends like if she's a mass murderer that has killed husbands before, then yes.

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

No,then I would be a target.

 

[emeraldrafael]

I'd ask the situation, but I'd also turn them in and see if I could get them a plea bargain or something.