If you're on a deserted island....and couldn't leave....

[Kriptonite]

What person and what item would you bring? Realistically people, no famous people or ready means of escape. If you were stuck for an undetermined amount of time. This is a more serious thread with answers inspired by Dusty Pancakes. These are probably the answers he was looking for.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

My best mate. And I'd bring a sword. (Useful on a deserted island.)

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Damn..that cancels out my plant to bring a boat.

Well how big is this island? Is it a cartoon style single palm tree on a lump of sand jobby or is it a proper Island that we only believe to be deserted?

If it's the big Island, 2 rifles and a friend, I don't trust large 'deserted' islands to stay deserted for long.

 

[Tyrant-of-Badab]

A friend and 2 machetes. Never know whats on a deserted island

 

[Tyrant-of-Badab]

A friend who was in the army, and a how to survive and escape an deserted island book.

Good call Rev

hey i was just wondering, does your name "Rev Erebus" have anything to do with the Horus Heresy Chaplain Erebus? Or am i just too obsessed?

 

[Titanguy654]

My PsP, a charger, and a power generator

Really though, food and water.

 

[wrecker77]

wait what will winston count as? (castaway reference)

a cia agent and a phone.

he chould call the cia and order air drops for supplies.

 

[Biek]

Megan Fox and a case of condoms.

 

[fenrizz]

This a girl I know.

Ans assuming that food and clean water are plentiful, I'd bring a crate, with cartons of rolling papers in it. A really big crate.

 

[Dorian]

I wouldn't bring anyone. That would just be hell for them, alone on a deserted island with ME.

I'd bring a BIG book about civilization, so I can make my own village occupied by me.

 

[DigitalSushi]

My pet Rubiks cube and a woman, after all women aren't people : D

Dude, don't be so socially regressive.

I'd bring my Marsupilami (although I'd argue that he is a person, but still, in the case of the OP's rules)
and I wouldn't bring anyone I know, I wouldn't want to put them through the hell of being alone with me. So a stranger.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

a Toilet and the 3 playboy chicks.

 

[Teh Roflchoppa]

Robinson Crusoe! Darrrrr...

And probably if that fails the teleporter from Worms Armageddon!

 

[Eatbrainz]

a forum troll and a gun with 2 bullets.

 

[Soxafloppin]

a mansion!..no?..oh ok.

Hmmmm

my best friend and some weapons

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

I thought you said item? How come people are choosing scores of things?

Ray Mears [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvRR5MTBBQI] and a Laptop. He'll show me how to make a solar power cell for it, and tweak it so I can get some wireless internet going. We can make the weapons later.

 

[Kriptonite]

Thanks for all you people who are being SERIOUS(even though this a hypothetical situation) and listening to the guidelines I have set forth.