IGN's Review of Blops2: Gay Porn, Dubstep, Nazis, & PowerRangers

[Andy Shandy]

What the hell did I just watch?

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

I totally get this. I think it sums the game up completely.

Mind you, I didn't even know there was a Blops 2 till now, but still...

 

[SadisticBrownie]

That was beautiful. It was even worth subjecting myself to dubstep for 4 minutes to see.

 

[Full]

lol, apparently the original was taken down by Activision. That was outstanding.

 

[Andrewtheeviscerator]

I know Youtube is known for stupid and pointless videos but that epitomizes it. So it's a childish video that's attempting to make fun of IGN because they gave a game he doesn't like a high score (probably the later Call of Duties) so he just went full hyperbole and what he assumes the next review will be like, and in the end made himself look like a child throwing a tantrum. So thanks OP for completely wasting my time with the video, and thanks to everyone who thinks that funny for continuing to prove that the gamer "community" is nothing but a bunch of tantrum throwing man children who always need things to go their way.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

I have no idea what the hell just happened, or what I just watched.

Internet, Y U SO WEIRD?!

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

I laughed my ass off. Not just because the video was made with hilariously over-the-top innuendo and parody.

It's because it pretty much nailed what CoD: Black Ops 2 is, in a nutshell.

[sub]Oh dear god, the double pun I just made...I should hang myself for that.[/sub]

EDIT: This goes out to the people that made that video. You freakin' rock.

 

[Mordekaien]

Where's the Nazi robot from?

Power Rangers?

Danger 5
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danger_5

From this I believe. It's a series about fighting Hitler, so it figures.

 

[Shuguard]

i need more game reviews like this. I actually sat down and watched this one lol.

 

[mavkiel]

Eh, the video does have some points though. The whole selling of season passes for dlc before the game is even out.. is at best a distasteful money grab.

I have no real dog in this fight though, I am semi tempted to get the game, simply because I haven't played a fps since modern warfare 2. (And only played the single player at that).

Not being able to find a single legit looking review of the game, plus the high cost of the game, and finally the whole "season pass" dlc is a huge turn off.

Every time I am tempted to get it, I look at the $80 price tag and say to myself, is this really worth it? As it stands its about 1/3rd of the price of a new 32 inch 3d tv monitor.

 

[Rad Party God]

I lost it when I saw "ancient evil" and Rita Repulsa popped up xD

But other than that... yeah... typical IGN "review".

And they pretty much nailed what Blops 2 is all about.

 

[distortedreality]

I know Youtube is known for stupid and pointless videos but that epitomizes it. So it's a childish video that's attempting to make fun of IGN because they gave a game he doesn't like a high score (probably the later Call of Duties) so he just went full hyperbole and what he assumes the next review will be like, and in the end made himself look like a child throwing a tantrum. So thanks OP for completely wasting my time with the video, and thanks to everyone who thinks that funny for continuing to prove that the gamer "community" is nothing but a bunch of tantrum throwing man children who always need things to go their way.

Someone took something a little too seriously.

But.....

[insert captcha]

"will never, tear us apart!"


OT - totally needed more He-Man. A spot of She-Ra wouldn't of gone amiss either.

 

[Something Amyss]

Was that a Nazi Robot with a flame throwing chainsaw?

''I think that counts as the best villain EVER.

 

[Aerosteam]

I couldn't stop laughing.

 

[triggrhappy94]

I stared into the abyss, and the abyss stared back into me. It's like I've seen everything the internet can, yet should not, be.

I stared into the gay porn, and the gay porn stared back.

I did enjoy the top rated comment

to pretty much sum up this review for people that didnt understand it...Call of Duty Black Ops 2 is gay and it will get you frustrated and will make you spaz out like your listening to dubstep. The story is more corny and boring than another season of power rangers but its tacticool and its innovative so it gets a 9 out of 10. this video is actually college level brilliant. he justifies the complete and utter contradiction of the game entirely within minutes.

I wouldn't say that this is "college level" or use "gay" with a negative conotation but I think that's a pretty accurate interpretation of this.

 

[AnarchistScum]

10/10, would watch again.

Captcha: I like people.
No I don't, fuck you captcha.

 

[Eggsnham]

I know Youtube is known for stupid and pointless videos but that epitomizes it. So it's a childish video that's attempting to make fun of IGN because they gave a game he doesn't like a high score (probably the later Call of Duties) so he just went full hyperbole and what he assumes the next review will be like, and in the end made himself look like a child throwing a tantrum. So thanks OP for completely wasting my time with the video, and thanks to everyone who thinks that funny for continuing to prove that the gamer "community" is nothing but a bunch of tantrum throwing man children who always need things to go their way.

Oh, let me apologize on behalf of the internet for not being serious and mature enough for you, the single most significant human being to have ever walked on planet Earth.

bcuz intrnt iz srs bizness.

 

[Evil Smurf]

that was so good I had a brainsplosion