illegal pets

[GodsOneMistake]

Kangaroo, So i could have a boxing buddy. wouldn't it be cool to have a pet that could kick the shit out of you literally anytime it felt like it. You lucky ass australians

We can't have Kangaroos as pets either, you idiot.

OT, I don't think Fennec Foxes are legal in the UK.

I figured as much, but I can't drive down the road 30 miles to find one =P

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

My dream pet would be a leather belt named Stan. Not any ordinary belt, one that was living, watch as Stan strangles my enemies, fear as Stan stalks his prey, be amazed as Stan does a triple back-flip through a burning hoop.

[http://photobucket.com/images/leather%20belt]
LOOK! STANS READY TO POUNCE!

 

[linchowlewy]

a fruit bat. i dont know why. i just find them beyond adorable. that and they are awesome. actually it would be a tie with the fennec fox. both are ridiculously adorable and awesome.

 

[headshotcatcher]

A Platypus.

..Adorable.

(Plural) PLATYPUS are cool!

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

A Lyre bird:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjE0Kdfos4Y

Or a lemur.

Birds of prey are legal right? I want one.

That was not the bird.
That is impossible. There is no way it could have imitated a chain saw.
OT: I'd have an hillbilly that I keep in a hole in my house. And I'd make him rub the lotion on his skin [If you get the reference, you get +1 internets]

Nature is fantastic, it can do the strangest things, :3

Also, The Silence of the Lambs.

I'd like my internetz now plz.

 

[Biek]

I wouldnt mind having a pet monkey like Ross in friends. Id teach him to do tricks in exchange for peanuts.

 

[ExaltedK9]

Well, my avatar is actually a picture of my (full-blooded) wolf....not exactly legal where I live.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

No... Joe Dirt :]
But like I said, that isn't possible. That was just them putting sound effects, and timing them exactly with when it was singing. There is NO WAY it could make a camera shutter sound that is basically perfect.

Ah... I haven't heard of that other thing...

Anyway, have you ever heard Michael Winslow? The 'funny sound effects guy'?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb5AvgAAQ_M

It's perfectly possible that a bird could do the same. Perhaps even more so.

 

[Gyrefalcon]

All I know is Tigers and Pitbull Terriers are illegal... Not too sure about crossbred Tiger-Pitbull Terriers... I would name it Barry, and we would have many the mystical adventure together...

Just get a brindle colored Pitbull. They look like tigers.

 

[Gyrefalcon]

A Lyre bird:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjE0Kdfos4Y

Or a lemur.

Birds of prey are legal right? I want one.

That was not the bird.
That is impossible. There is no way it could have imitated a chain saw.
OT: I'd have an hillbilly that I keep in a hole in my house. And I'd make him rub the lotion on his skin [If you get the reference, you get +1 internets]

Nature is fantastic, it can do the strangest things, :3

Also, The Silence of the Lambs.

I'd like my internetz now plz.

If it was an African Grey imitating a chainsaw, I wouldn't put it past him. I knew one that could imitate the sound of pouring water. Not good when you are bagging goldfish and think the bag must have a broken bottom suddenly!

I'd go for a Bird of Paradise. (Greater, Lesser, King, or Blue-they are all cool. Although Lyrebirds are next in line after them.)