I'm a F*cking idiot!

[Leemaster777]

Geez, I had one last year that sucked.

I'm a 24 year old guy, and my hair is... thinning. If you've never experienced the realization that your hair is going at such a young age, good for you. It. Sucks.

I went into denial for awhile, until I eventually had to accept it. I accepted it because my sister convinced me she knew the answer. She told me, "Hey, why don't you just SHAVE YOUR HEAD? It would look good shaved.". I think most of you can figure out the details.

Halfway through having my head shaved (which my sister so graciously offered to help me with), I looked in the mirror, and thought "MISTAKE". At that point, there was no going back. I already had a reverse-mohawk going on, so I had to finish.

When I finished, I knew it looked bad, because as soon as I walked out of the bathroom, my dog Jack nearly attacked me. He didn't even recognize me.

So yeah, to anyone thinking of shaving their heads because they don't want to deal with baldness, just get Rogain. Seriously.

 

[Scobie]

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[Not-here-anymore]

Made a bet as to who could sit for the longest in the snow in boxers with a few friends (may have been slightly drunk at the time). I 'won'. I then tried to stand up - apparently that long in the cold affects the circulation in your legs. Stood up, realised my legs couldn't support my weight, and promptly faceplanted into the snow/ice. I may previously have described how little I was wearing?
It was painfully fucking cold!

 

[Inco]

I made a bet that I could go a month without any form of sex or masturbation.

That very night I regretted that decision >_>

I get so much money making those bets for others to do...
and food.
OR a good night's sleep -.-

OT- Going in the car with my roommates Girlfriend, we often have to remind her what side of the road to drive on.

That, or running into poles last year in High School, those bastards keep moving in my way..

 

[Arachon]

I just gotta ask...
Why? XD

Because I was a damned fool!

XD

The question is... Are you still master of your domain?

 

[LightningBanks]

I had been invited round to a girl I liked's house. After being energetic in school and through msn, I just sat there all quiet like, mumbling rplies for the next 3 hours.

I went there happy, I left there thinking how much I suck

 

[iblis666]

ive done many things that were stupid but my top three:

i took a sled down a hill which had a pond at the bottom of it and had to bail off the sled so i wouldnt end up in the water rolled some and still ended up half way in it

I took a bicycle down another very large hill and crashed into a pit of old barbed wire since i couldnt stop

the final one i poured hot wax all over my hand in an attempt to make a mold of my hand and as a result gave my self first and second degree burns

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

My first attempt at asking a girl out was just so painfully terrible that all I could think after was "I'm a fucking idiot".

 

[j0frenzy]

I'm going to say it was a sculpture class and involved a plaster cast and not enough petroleum jelly and removing all the hairs of my left leg below my knee.

 

[Zechnophobe]

In class today we were practicing laser hair removal on each other.

Wait, what...?

I thought it would be a good idea to get my bikini line lasered soo i would not have to wax that crap.

Woah! What??

...the hell kind of class is this? Is this some sort of trollery along the lines of "school penis inspection"?

I am in an esthetics program. we do things like manicures, pedicures and waxing. those are a couple thing we learn.

The class is called advanced technology treatments.
also I am female. does it clear up some confusion?

Ah, this is one of those classes I am guessing that has three types in it:

1) Girls
2) Guys who are either androgynous or effeminate.
3) Guys who are there to pick up people in the 1) or maybe 2)

Still, I have to admit that the two most fascinating things I've seen on youtube were, first, a girl showing exactly how to apply make-up to achieve a variety of really convincing looks, and second, a girl describing in detail how to get a job in the modeling world.

Sadly my portly 28 year old self will never land that job in Thailand I was hoping for. Ah, how I suffer for my art.

 

[Irridium]

During an English Speech I actually said "In Halo 2 online, it is common practice to tea-bag the person you kill".

I really don't know why I said that.

Also, recently I made some Hot-Pockets. And right when they came out, instead of waiting for them to cool off a bit like a smart person, I bit right into one and burned the living hell out of my mouth. I then swallowed it for whatever reason and scorched my throat. All the while I was wondering why I didn't just spit it out and chug the water that was right next to me.

I did this last week and my mouth is still tingling.