IM A MAN DAMN IT!!

[SnipErlite]

Gaming discussion?


I once set myself on fire! I don't exactly remember why, but it made sense at the time.

I read this with a friend sitting next to me, this was the conversation:
Him: Why would anyone light them selves on fire?
Me: Maybe he was getting kidnapped.
Him: The hell?
Me: Well they can't kidnap you if your on fire, they would get burned.
Him: ...

Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire!!

 

[vikeif]

Gaming discussion?


I once set myself on fire! I don't exactly remember why, but it made sense at the time.

I read this with a friend sitting next to me, this was the conversation:
Him: Why would anyone light them selves on fire?
Me: Maybe he was getting kidnapped.
Him: The hell?
Me: Well they can't kidnap you if your on fire, they would get burned.
Him: ...

Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire!!

You sir have earned a cookie!

 

[rokkolpo]

i once that the most epic waterfall of a bleeding nose.

and i couldn't be bothered getting up and doing something about it.

so when everyone in my class was screaming it out *big puddle of blood* i was thinking of how many more blood i could have left.......not much apparantly i woke up in a hospital.

 

[SnipErlite]

Gaming discussion?


I once set myself on fire! I don't exactly remember why, but it made sense at the time.

I read this with a friend sitting next to me, this was the conversation:
Him: Why would anyone light them selves on fire?
Me: Maybe he was getting kidnapped.
Him: The hell?
Me: Well they can't kidnap you if your on fire, they would get burned.
Him: ...

Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire!!

You sir have earned a cookie!

But would the good doctor recommend it?

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Try and figure things out by askingsomeone else, then I figure it out myself

 

[p3t3r]

i ate a spoon full of mayonnaise

 

[Sion_Barzahd]

I have one from just last week.
My friend made a comment to which i made a joke from, and put my hand in the air for a high five.
All my friends refused me the high five. So i proclaimed i would not rest my arm until it'd received the high five it deserved.

35 minutes later i got my high five, my arm hurt like hell. Was totally worth it though.

 

[DM master]

Take pride when I do spectacular crashes skiing, then hope the next time I crash it is even better.

Isnt that what EVERYONE does?

Not crashing is boring

 

[scornedbythenine]

Not to attain a title of 'manliness', but I spent a good few hours trying to rename every song I own (over 600) individually so they may be organized by artist on my PSP... It didn't work. I'll be doing the same thing again but in a way that will actually work soon enough too...

Only 600 i did something similar with 6000 See what i did there... i have more... and boasting about having a "bigger" collection it is the very foundation of manness. Alpha mannnnness.

But as for a moment of sheer man stubborness i was moving my mom out of her house. Being the big studly man that i am, hey ladies, I decided to lift my moms desk by myself... well it was heavier than expected but i was able to move it.

Well here comes my second instance of manly theatrics... my mom ask "Do you need a hand?"

It was heavy so yea i needed a hand... but... i was a man. I looked her in the face, gave her a heavy "back off" glare and said in the deepest manly voice possible. "No."

(It actually came more like a dieing mule out of breath weezing a very pathetic nooooooo.)

I proceded.

Then i got out the door, ho yea mantastic, then i got to the stairs, ho yea... shit.

I slipped...

The desk went flying...

I picked up the pieces, but i did so looking like a real alpha-male.

In a wife-beater.

youre not the only one eh?.... eh?
nah im just kiding but that is a classic example of what this thread is about

 

[vikeif]

Gaming discussion?


I once set myself on fire! I don't exactly remember why, but it made sense at the time.

I read this with a friend sitting next to me, this was the conversation:
Him: Why would anyone light them selves on fire?
Me: Maybe he was getting kidnapped.
Him: The hell?
Me: Well they can't kidnap you if your on fire, they would get burned.
Him: ...

Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire!!

You sir have earned a cookie!

But would the good doctor recommend it?

just said you earned one, didn't say you get it.

 

[Xeros]

I never ask for help. Ever. But I think that's just because I'm stubborn as hell.

 

[Sacman]

I don't go to the doctor period.

 

[damselgaming]

You are all such manly men, I just can't cope.
*swoon*

 

[(whitty name here)]

I can't think of anything specific for me, but my friend sprayed his hand with body spray and lit it on fire to do a falcon punch.

Needless to say it was very painful, and now he uses gloves to do it.

 

[DemonicVixen]

im sure any of the escapists have had times when they did things the hard way (maybe as a self punishment?) who knows why?

tell us your narrow minded fun times
e.g
refusing to ask for directions and spending ages lost in the countryside

Hahahaha god you dont have to be a man to do that. Us girls can be just as blonde. Me and my grandad travelled all around Newcastle 3 times trying to get to our destination but we reused to stop and ask for directions. I only regret one thing. Had we asked, and finished quicker. I might have been with my mum one last time or maybe even helped to prevent her death. Sadly i'll never know if it would have worked.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Gaming discussion?


I once set myself on fire! I don't exactly remember why, but it made sense at the time.

I did that too. Not nearly as good of an idea in hindsight.

 

[DamianWorld]

Opened a Bud bottle on a wall an slashed my hand pretty bad. Drank the Bud and have a cool scar, win win!

Also walked into a wall whist smashed and still got the girl I was after epic win!!

 

[Chips the Magic Dragon]

i ate a spoon full of mayonnaise

D:
I'm so sorry for what you had to go through.
Not to brag or anything but I did wrestle a bear while it was on fire and didn't get burned once. You could slice a strip of flesh off my back and sell it as "Man Ham"