I'm buying a boat, and she'll need a name. Suggestions?

[Victor Cross]

Does it have to be a girl's name? I named my maglight Rupert Murdoch (Don't judge me). How about Sam Fisher? (Ha...)

Aqua-Marine?

I'm just throwing random ones out there. It's up to you dude.

 

[BristolBerserker]

I'm on a boat mofo?

 

[gCrusher]

"The Vitamin Sea" - All will bow to your presence.

While my opinion isn't in large demand, I must say that I really liked this name.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

The really really dark grey pearl.

Or for a Game of Thrones reference, "Sea *****"?

Yachtzee

Come on, you know you want to.

Please do one of these. Please. If you don't, I'm going to have to go out and buy a boat just to name it "The Really Really Dark Grey Pearl."

 

[C95J]

"The Boat"

Hey, I'm a simple man.

 

[Lungo]

"Tax Free Zone"

... I can foresee all kind of troublesome incidents when trying to use a radio and mention you boat

 

[Yeager942]

Bastion


Why no, I do no have that game open in my steam.

 

[Ir0n Squid]

Alara

 

[Wintermoot]

LOOK 1 H4Z A BOAT!
S.S. Floating Bathtub
S.S. Boat

 

[Varrdy]

You can use the name i will use when i get my first boat.

Name it "Floyd", and have the name painted in Pink. Cool people will get it

You sir, are a crazy-diamond and I salute you!

Wardy

 

[runnernda]

the lonely island

I was going to suggest "Everybody Look At Me," "Flippie-Floppies," "Like Leo" or "I'm Coming Your Way."

 

[Sojoez]

Paint it entirely white and name it "Black".

Or mail the creator of XKCD for something witty.

 

[ferryman]

is it white and relatively fast?
Cygna

 

[royohz]

Geez, dude can't get a girlfriend and nest thing he buys a boat... jk

OT: How about Nina?

 

[qazcake]

Magestic sea sponge. Why because it sounds awsome. and may make a decent name for a boat.

 

[ccggenius12]

Go old school Hanna Barbera on your boat. Barney an Fred got a boat a while back, one wanted to name it the Nautilus, the other wanted to call it the Seaworthy. They compromised with the name SS Nausea.

 

[let's rock]

Don't panic (written upside down)

 

[EHKOS]

Katrina, Tsunami, Whalord, Octillary, SUPERCOOLAWESOMEFUNPARTYBOATOFAGES, Boat, Mrs. Puff.

 

[Sorafrosty]

How about Sally?

 

[EHKOS]

The really really dark grey pearl.

Or for a Game of Thrones reference, "Sea *****"?

Yachtzee

Come on, you know you want to.

Please do one of these. Please. If you don't, I'm going to have to go out and buy a boat just to name it "The Really Really Dark Grey Pearl."

Oh my goodness I think we have a winner, The Really Really Dark Grey Pearl is hilarious.