I lol'dTheNecroswanson post=18.70928.708859 said:Make him think you're pregnant by buying him Clive Barker's Jericho.
Nothing says, "Something's wrong." Like getting them that game as a gift.
ThinkGeek stuff is fun, but a bit expensive... Try to pool some money with his friends and get him something. Anything, my friends have given me a plush imp keyring and a drinking helmet for my B-day, along with new MP3 headphones to make up for my old ones some prick broke (though I usually use my PSP for music). Last year I got some WH Skaven miniatures and 2 bags of crisps. Another friend got me books (a paperback Poe collection and paperback Rolling Stones and U2 bios, it was a nice idea seeing I'm a music junkie).
My ex got me a music CD and a small plushie once. Following year she got me a DVD Player, but I felt bad while thinking of the price (although the player still rocks).
There are a lot of ideas, bake a cake, give him special Bday sexytime.
There are things that make a good voucher, apart from a funny card with "B-day gift voucher" on it (always buys some time, believe me) with a box of chocolate (try Kinder Surprise eggs
I'd love having a Pedobear shirt (for trolling purposes), you can get them at Wrong Tees.
I fukken lol'd (though the bow is a very nice touch... why do I have to be at work ? Y_Y)Ares Tyr post=18.70928.709140 said:You could invent a female variation on the "Dick in a Box" and make it "Box in a Box". But then you'd have to wear some kind of weird, square shaped underwear and that'd probably get in the way... so... just put a bow on it.