I'm completely lost on what to get him...

[fedpayne]

Get him this http://www.objects-of-design.com/UploadImages/ProductImages/LargeImages/Deckchair-BS-Green-260.jpg

 

[Xhumed]

I'm mildly disturbed by SamLowry's all too vivid description of bedroom games, but I think that might be because I'm huge stick in the mud, and at least it's got more charm than "Lots of Sex".

Also, fake orgasms, really? I'm a man, and a reasonably young one at the tender age of 19, but I believe it's common knowledge just how long it takes a woman to orgasm. Making him watch for even a believable amount of time for your little performance would be torturous. And just so we're all clear, torture is not a good gift.

Well, of course it varies from person to person, state of mind, partner, etc. But a guy would rather be ineffective than decieved. At least if he knows he's doing something wrong, and so improve.
And it depends what kind of torture.
But, yeah, little things are nice. My fiancee bought me Batman flip-flops the other day, for no particular reason. It made my day- I've never owned flip-flops, and they're quite fun ^^

 

[PurpleRain]

What's the only thing going through a guys mind? The only thing he thinks about and imagines? The thing he always wants and the first thing he thinks about waking up in the morning?

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A weasel! Seriously, best birthday present ever! I would kill for a pet weasel!

 

[Cyclomega]

A weasel ? awesome !

 

[Anarchemitis]

Far less than 30% of the internet is porn, but a much higher percentage infers otherwise. Especially looking at the first page. *sigh of dismay*

Get him a card with a ticket to a movie or something cool he would like inside the card.

 

[Crystine]

Jesus Christ... you're asking a bunch of strangers what your boyfriend will like?

Is this not the most pointless thread on this forum?

Not asking what he'd like so much, more of what they've gotten and seeing if it'd apply to him. Ofc they won't know what he'd personally like, just more of a random grab at it. And so far I'd say they've done a damn good job so please... if it's that pointless refrain from posting in this thread again?

 

[jim_doki]

hookers and blow

 

[Jaythulhu]

Dress up like Zelda, Princess Peach, or Leia from Jabba's palace. For him, best birthday ever. One of my ex's dressed up as chun li for my 23rd b'day. If she hadn't left me for a rich woman, I'd have married her.