I'm Done Hating Bieber & Co

[Tom Artingstall]

The internet, most glorious of mankind's misused achievements, is a great place for righteous hatred. But lately, I've found my will to rip on the common internet victims (Justin Bieber, Jersey Shore, Star Wars prequels, etc) to be a little tired. It's just that making the same arguments about the same people being awful over and over takes away the joy. So, I've decided on new people to hate:

Tailors - I'm pretty sure at this point they're making up fashion as a way of selling us god-awful clothes at incredibly high prices. Some of this stuff I'm seeing women wear on the street look quite genuinely like something Doctor. Seuss would draw if he was in a slightly serious mood.

People Who Buy Lottery Tickets At The Shop - I'm sick of being stood in line for 5 minutes at the tills because someone is trying to decide which of their kids' birthdays to play. Put your numbers down online man, it's obscenely easy! Or alternatively, get a lucky dip. Exactly the same chances of winning.

Questions? Comments? Death threats?

 

[Treeinthewoods]

People who don't figure out their order before it's there turn to order at Starbucks. The lines a mile long asshat, think about it for the ten minutes you wait!

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

Yeah, I started finding it hard to make fun of Justin Bieber when it became pretty obvious that he's not as stuck up himself as everyone presumes he is. I mean come on, what am I supposed to hate about someone who'll happily take the piss out of themselves in an advert?


You know what I hate? Everyone fawning over Pixar and/or animated shows from the 90s. Yeah yeah, Up made you cry. So what? It was a story about a childless guy with a dead wife and it would never stop hammering that into you. Yes, yes, the idea of dying alone is very sad. We kind of noticed.

And yes, Batman: The Animated Series had some pretty iconic voice acting. I still think The Brave And The Bold is much more entertaining to watch and The Batman was far better animated (especially the fights).

 

[him over there]

There will always be people worth hating so no biggie. Personally what infuriates me? Family Guy. Honestly it seriously has terrible writing. Making an unrelated cutaway joke for the eleventh time then using your show as a soap box for your anti-theist arrogant commentary isn't clever, it's blatant stupidity.

 

[Chemical Alia]

Tailors are not fashion designers.

Also, I never understood making fun of Justin Bieber. He's just a little boy, really. Though I wouldn't know one of his songs if I heard it.

 

[Yureina]

Umm... how about you just don't decide to be a "hater" at all?

There really isn't a point to it. They don't care about you, and chances are your opinion of them will never be known anyway. Also... there are much more productive things to do with your time, such as self-improvement or having fun with friends. :3

But that's just my opinion. Going around looking for things to hate just does not make sense to me.

Huggly friends are better. <3

 

[Thaluikhain]

Eh, everyone here seems to have forgotten about Bieber ages ago. The red button isn't a source of amusement anymore.

 

[Lionsfan]

I just gave up hating Bieber, he'll eventually fade away and some new kid will show up and everyone will say how he's the worst thing ever

 

[Tom Artingstall]

A tailor is someone who tailors a suit, not one who makes fashion. There is nothing wrong with the guys at Men's Warehouse who help make sure my 1200 USD suit fits correctly.
Fashion Designer, is what you are looking for. Not tailor.

1200 USD suits are exactly why I hate tailors. I refuse to believe there is ANYTHING they can do to a suit that make it worth the cost of a half-decent used car.

 

[Frostbyte]

I rarely hate. I just get annoyed. Bieber et al. annoy me, Bronies annoy me, overused memes annoy me, and Rebecca Black annoys me. But I reserve my hate for idiots. You know the ones.

 

[sunthaiduc]

I view bieber as a child, how can I hate a toddler who has never wronged me? Silly waste of time. Now tailors do wrong to me every time they cut a suit three sizes too small on a guy and I have to see flesh ripples

 

[lacktheknack]

Beat ya to it two years ago. The guy never bothered me.

Now, people who park in the No Park Zone in front of the grocery store I work at, on the other hand...

 

[Right Hook]

OR you could just try not to hate on people in general, especially for doing things they or others like that don't cause any real violence, you're no doubt getting older, getting to old for this type of thing. You gotta let em go.

 

[Random Fella]

The internet, most glorious of mankind's misused achievements, is a great place for righteous hatred. But lately, I've found my will to rip on the common internet victims (Justin Bieber, Jersey Shore, Star Wars prequels, etc) to be a little tired. It's just that making the same arguments about the same people being awful over and over takes away the joy. So, I've decided on new people to hate:

Tailors - I'm pretty sure at this point they're making up fashion as a way of selling us god-awful clothes at incredibly high prices. Some of this stuff I'm seeing women wear on the street look quite genuinely like something Doctor. Seuss would draw if he was in a slightly serious mood.

People Who Buy Lottery Tickets At The Shop - I'm sick of being stood in line for 5 minutes at the tills because someone is trying to decide which of their kids' birthdays to play. Put your numbers down online man, it's obscenely easy! Or alternatively, get a lucky dip. Exactly the same chances of winning.

Questions? Comments? Death threats?

Those mother****ing tailors
Always strutting around with their ridiculous clothes
Most of the time the clothes don't make sense like you said
I mean what even is fashion? Dressing up as a peacock with knives in itself?

And people that buy lottery tickets don't even get me staaaaaaaaaaaaaarted
First of all you shouldn't even get them, you have less chance of making a gain on them than if you went into a Casino! And if you're going to get a ticket why not online!? All the cool kids do everything online nowadays

Also, where do you live an i'm going to kill you
There I have completed your thread and made a generous contribution

@Frostbyte I'm going to love, and tolerate the shit out of you

 

[Neverhoodian]

Eh, I've never hated Justin Bieber. To be honest, I haven't even heard any of his songs.

From what I gather, he's simply the latest in a long line of pre-teen/teen music idols of questionable talent (N'Sync, Backstreet Boys, The Spice Girls, Hannah Montana, etc.). He'll be washed up and forgotten in a few years anyway along with the rest of them, so why bother getting worked up about it? Besides, the little I've heard of him seems to indicate that he's a friendly kid.

I reserve my hatred for important things, like drivers that don't use their turn signals when changing lanes. How lazy can you be not to flip a tiny lever like that?!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

 

[Sean Hollyman]

I used to be a blind Bieber hater until I realized there was nothing to hate.

I like Never Say Never. (both the movie and the song)

Hell, I don't even hate Rebecca Black.