I'm Getting Married

[warprincenataku]

Well, I'm heading off to bed escapist. I have to wake up in a few hours to start my wedding day. It's been hectic trying to get everything wrapped up.

Video Presentation complete with animated cartoon depicting how we met. CHECK

Songs picked out for the ceremony. CHECK

Talisman glued to my doors. CHECK (It's a Thai/Chinese thing.)

Money under my covers and new sheets put on by relatives. CHECK (see above)

Speech I have to give at the wedding... HOLY CRAP I FORGOT MY SPEECH! AHHHHHH!

 

[bulldogftw]

Its okay calm down, im sure you will come something good

 

[LupusDei]

Congratulations! Of course I don't believe in marriage in the christian sense of going to a church etc. But rather in Pagan handfasting.

But congratulations! Enjoy your amazing day and save me some cake >_>?

 

[AndrewC]

I hope you "come something good" (pokes fun at above comment) on the honeymoon or she'll be disappointed!

*runs away*

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Here is your new speech:

"Yo. We're gonna be married and shit. Let's hurry this the fuck up and go on our honeymoon."

 

[Slotteh]

Awesome. I can't wait for this night myself. Though its still a long way away for me. Haha. Have fun dude. Are you chinese?

 

[HotFezz8]

congratulations

 

[Count Igor]

Don't worry. I've got your speech here.
"When I first saw the love of my life, I knew that we would be together for ever. And we were made for each other. We laughed at the same things, loved the same things, and felt the same toward any cause.
Then he dumped me, and I settled for you -name of fiancé-. Hey, chin up! At least you came second."

But in all seriousness. Congratulations, and hope it all goes well for you!

 

[Leg End]

Good luck.

Be sure to have plenty of kids.

 

[warprincenataku]

Thank you all for the congratulations. It's the morning of the wedding and Im off. The speech is finished and I'm thoroughly exhausted.

um why are you on forums the night before your wedding ^^

I'm just that dedicated to the escapist.

"Honey, come to bed. It's our honeymoon."

"Just a second dear, I'm almost done."

Ok, maybe I'll be back in a few days. lol

 

[thethingthatlurks]

You poor bastard...
Oh well, try to remember all the good times you had when you were free and single, your friends, hobbies, etc. Yeah, it'll never be like that again, life will now suck until you die.
But hey, let's try to not be cynical. Congratulations!

 

[Koroviev]

Congratulations and good luck.

 

[Nickolai77]

Congratulations and all the best of luck to you and your wife to be. Hope the marriage goes well.

 

[Elephant Walker19]

Congratulations best if luck.

 

[Knusper]

Congratulations and all the best! Just remember - take some deep breathes. I hope it goes well.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Congrats dude!

My advice on the speech: Wing it. I did that for a debate once (It was Thomas Jefferson vs. Alexander Hamilton. I was picked to be Jefferson), and won.

 

[Ghengis John]

Good luck man, and the key to public speaking is simple. Work a good joke in early.

Also, congratulations.

 

[El Poncho]

Braveheart speech and watch everyones faces!