I'm Getting Married

[TheRightToArmBears]

Speech idea:

"Forth! Down fear of darkness! Arise! Arise, Riders of Th?oden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword day... a red day... and the sun rises! Ride now... Ride now... Ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending! Death!"


Short, but you'll get an applause.

 

[beniki]

Lucky son of a *****, congratulations to ya!

And for some ending lines on your speech:

'... and if you look over there you'll see the cake is not a lie, and as you can see here, my princess is not in another castle.'

 

[ThreeWords]

Well done. As a wedding present, you have been moved lower down my list of people to kill

I'm sorry.

Har har har

 

[nuba km]

escapist politics, diet advice, video games, marriage advice and whoo would win in a fight Barney the dinosaur or the teletubies what won't we discuss.

 

[Random Fella]

lol game over

 

[Skuffyshootster]

I'm terribly sorry.

Can I have your TV?

 

[Giest4life]

And they said that slavery is abolished....

Congrats anyway

 

[Vkmies]

Congratulations! Of course I don't believe in marriage in the christian sense of going to a church etc. But rather in Pagan handfasting.

But congratulations! Enjoy your amazing day and save me some cake >_>?

But the cake... It's a- Ohhh screw it, I'm not gonna bother. XD

HAve a nice wedding. Gongrats! Im sure you will figure out a speech for tomorrow!

 

[LupusDei]

Congratulations! Of course I don't believe in marriage in the christian sense of going to a church etc. But rather in Pagan handfasting.

But congratulations! Enjoy your amazing day and save me some cake >_>?

But the cake... It's a- Ohhh screw it, I'm not gonna bother. XD

HAve a nice wedding. Gongrats! Im sure you will figure out a speech for tomorrow!

We do NOT say the L-Word here! Certainly not in the same sentence as cake.

Heretics of the cake and Non-believers shall be covered in doughy goodness and forced to lick icing for all eternity!

 

[Vkmies]

Congratulations! Of course I don't believe in marriage in the christian sense of going to a church etc. But rather in Pagan handfasting.

But congratulations! Enjoy your amazing day and save me some cake >_>?

But the cake... It's a- Ohhh screw it, I'm not gonna bother. XD

HAve a nice wedding. Gongrats! Im sure you will figure out a speech for tomorrow!

We do NOT say the L-Word here! Certainly not in the same sentence as cake.

Heretics of the cake and Non-believers shall be covered in doughy goodness and forced to lick icing for all eternity!

Well, I didn't mention the L-word, now, did I?
But I'm a non-believer, so go ahead and continue making plans to burn me.
Have you read the book by Dawkings? It's called "Cake Delusion". Really good.

 

[Vkmies]

Congratulations! Of course I don't believe in marriage in the christian sense of going to a church etc. But rather in Pagan handfasting.

But congratulations! Enjoy your amazing day and save me some cake >_>?

But the cake... It's a- Ohhh screw it, I'm not gonna bother. XD

HAve a nice wedding. Gongrats! Im sure you will figure out a speech for tomorrow!

We do NOT say the L-Word here! Certainly not in the same sentence as cake.

Heretics of the cake and Non-believers shall be covered in doughy goodness and forced to lick icing for all eternity!

Well, I didn't mention the L-word, now, did I?
But I'm a non-believer, so go ahead and continue making plans to burn me.
Have you read the book by Dawkings? It's called "Cake Delusion". Really good.

 

[lacktheknack]

Congratulations! Of course I don't believe in marriage in the christian sense of going to a church etc. But rather in Pagan handfasting.

But congratulations! Enjoy your amazing day and save me some cake >_>?

But the cake... It's a- Ohhh screw it, I'm not gonna bother. XD

HAve a nice wedding. Gongrats! Im sure you will figure out a speech for tomorrow!

We do NOT say the L-Word here! Certainly not in the same sentence as cake.

Heretics of the cake and Non-believers shall be covered in doughy goodness and forced to lick icing for all eternity!

That's a punishment?

 

[TheJoojo]

Good luck. Don't forget your pants.

 

[Rakkana]

Congrats and have fun on the honey moon

 

[lacktheknack]

I'm sorry.

lol game over

I'm terribly sorry.

Can I have your TV?

And they said that slavery is abolished....

Congrats anyway

Come on, guys. Cynicism is poisonous. If you actually put a bit of effort into your marriage, it will typically work and be grand.

 

[Scarecrow]

I'm sure that your just a bit mad because from tomorrow, everything you do is wrong.

Good luck with that.

 

[LupusDei]

Congratulations! Of course I don't believe in marriage in the christian sense of going to a church etc. But rather in Pagan handfasting.

But congratulations! Enjoy your amazing day and save me some cake >_>?

But the cake... It's a- Ohhh screw it, I'm not gonna bother. XD

HAve a nice wedding. Gongrats! Im sure you will figure out a speech for tomorrow!

We do NOT say the L-Word here! Certainly not in the same sentence as cake.

Heretics of the cake and Non-believers shall be covered in doughy goodness and forced to lick icing for all eternity!

Well, I didn't mention the L-word, now, did I?
But I'm a non-believer, so go ahead and continue making plans to burn me.
Have you read the book by Dawkings? It's called "Cake Delusion". Really good.

*Commences the pummeling of airborne cake chunks*

You asked for it!









IM hungry now x.x;;

 

[Scarecrow]

I'm sorry.

lol game over

I'm terribly sorry.

Can I have your TV?

And they said that slavery is abolished....

Congrats anyway

Come on, guys. Cynicism is poisonous. If you actually put a bit of effort into your marriage, it will typically work and be grand.

Cynicism may be poison, but it sure is fun!

 

[TheEvilCheese]

Protip: Speech from When Harry Met Sally.