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Zero_ctrl

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Count Igor said:
Don't worry. I've got your speech here.
"When I first saw the love of my life, I knew that we would be together for ever. And we were made for each other. We laughed at the same things, loved the same things, and felt the same toward any cause.
Then he dumped me, and I settled for you -name of fiancé-. Hey, chin up! At least you came second."

But in all seriousness. Congratulations, and hope it all goes well for you!
For some reason that reminded me of an XKCD

 

JemothSkarii

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beniki said:
Lucky son of a *****, congratulations to ya!

And for some ending lines on your speech:

'... and if you look over there you'll see the cake is not a lie, and as you can see here, my princess is not in another castle.'
Dude, I'm using that for MY wedding if that day comes around....Gold ^^

OT: Congrats OP, have fun with that, remember protection, and try some improv, works for me, and people love my public speaking/joking skills.
 

Quaxar

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TheEvilCheese said:
Protip: Speech from When Harry Met Sally.
Hey, I thought about that too! But mainly because of that Scrubs scene...

What else can I say. if you didn't get <url=http://gizmodo.com/5389285/i-want-a-slice-of-this-amazingly-freaky-dead-tauntaun-wedding-cake>this cake it's not worth the effort anyway!
 

smearyllama

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Koroviev said:
Congratulations and good luck.
Nickolai77 said:
Congratulations and all the best of luck to you and your wife to be. Hope the marriage goes well.
mraustindude19 said:
Congratulations best if luck.
Knusper said:
Congratulations and all the best! Just remember - take some deep breathes. I hope it goes well.
Mr.Mattress said:
Congrats dude!

My advice on the speech: Wing it. I did that for a debate once (It was Thomas Jefferson vs. Alexander Hamilton. I was picked to be Jefferson), and won.
MEGA COMBO!!!!!!

OT: To add to the total damage of our combo, congrats. I hope you earned this.
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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Congratulations! Good luck with the speech and enjoy your cake (or "cake"). On behalf of the sane, polite and friendly population of the internet; I wish you a long and happy marriage.
 

GeorgW

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Congratulations! And about your speech, you know that your fiancé likes it when you speak from the heart, improvise that dawg! Just remember to say the right name! Cookie for references! (TheEvilCheese stole my other reference :()
 

swolf

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First, am I going to having to do the Captcha thing everytime I post? I mean, I like it in theory but, in practice...a minor inconvenience...still, this site is better than other stuff so whatev...like paying taxes.

Anyways, the biggest thing to remember is to relax and enjoy it. Spend the date enjoying every moment, do NOT worry about every little thing. When you look back on this special day, you want to remember things like your first dance, not that the dj wore the wrong color tie.

P.S. keep in mind that her left hand will be on your right. I made that mistake during my first marriage...should've been a sign...she was in bed with other men within 6 months...oh yeah, back on topic...uh...

Also, even though you are married, you should still treat every day like it's your first date. Never take her for granted. I heard a story that really...hit me. This couple got married in their midtwenties and stayed together for many years when the woman fell deathly ill and had to stay in the hospital for months. As she laid on her deathbed, she awoke, looked over at her husband who had stayed by her side and said "You really do love me." and then she passed away. The moral, make sure your spouse knows that you love her everyday.

Oh: and a good wife always forgives her husband when she is wrong.
 

TheEvilCheese

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Quaxar said:
TheEvilCheese said:
Protip: Speech from When Harry Met Sally.
Hey, I thought about that too! But mainly because of that Scrubs scene...

What else can I say. if you didn't get <url=http://gizmodo.com/5389285/i-want-a-slice-of-this-amazingly-freaky-dead-tauntaun-wedding-cake>this cake it's not worth the effort anyway!
I may have been watching scrubs lately...

And that cake is possibly one of the greatest things.

Ever.
 

SovietSecrets

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Onyx Oblivion said:
Here is your new speech:

"Yo. We're gonna be married and shit. Let's hurry this the fuck up and go on our honeymoon."
Going to use that in the future now..

OT: Congrats man. Take a shot of something if you get too worried. Usually helps.
 

Snake Plissken

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TheJoojo said:
Good luck. Don't forget your pants.
This is pretty much the best advice possible. I don't normally advise wearing pants, but it seems like a good idea for a wedding day.
 

The Wykydtron

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Umm that's good i suppose, still a bit puzzled as to why you decided to make a thread about it however
 

warprincenataku

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Thanks for all the congratulations guys. The wedding went off without a hitch. We had our honeymoon a month before our wedding. (long story) When I get time off in March we'll probably go to Japan for a week or so.