I'm going to... EXPLODE, I'VE HAD IT!

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NeonZombie

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Last night i was at a gig and there are a fair few drunkard in newcastle virtually every day and somehow they manged to stumble into the o2 academy. So this man said something to this woman so she threw a glass of beer in his face and the mans girlfriend went for her. The crowd parted and there was an all out girl fight in the middle of the dancefloor. The man tried to brake it up beofre they all got kicked out by the bouncer.

It was a really cool gig too until thoose fucktards came. It's a shame most adults can't handle their drink or they drink into excess. I hate people who get angry when they drink >: (
 

dalek sec

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I know in the U.K. you guys have those kind of state run apartment complexes that are pretty much high-rise trailer parks, what are they called again? Not mocking you guys trapped with stab happy chavs (god they should all be killed) because I'm trapped with bible thumping bigots and rednecks on crystal meth packing automatics.
 

RelexCryo

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I live in California. Don't move to San Bernardino. That said:

All people are ignorant in some field or another, to some degree. It's merely a question of HOW they are ignorant, and to what degree. Best the way to stay sane: find a woman/man who is intelligent and has a great personality, and marry them. A couple of hours or so a day with someone who is intelligent and reasonable will go a long way towards keeping you sane. Also, by reproducing you get to fill the earth with people who share your views, and if your gay, you can adopt.

In essence, sharing a home with truly awesome people does a lot to prevent you from becoming a chainsaw murderer. I love the hourglass figure as much as the next guy, but a woman who is intelligent in the fields that matter to you(such as science if you are a scientist, or history if you are a history buff) and who shares your values is a heck of a lot more valuable.

Of course, marrying a selfish, arrogant person who makes assumptions and never listens is one the easiest ways to go insane and BECOME a chainsaw murderer, so choose carefully. After all, when you date people, you are meeting their representative.


I can't wait to leave California. I want to move somewhere where I am allowed to carry a gun. Where I live only criminals and cops/security guards carry them. I have been robbed twice.
 

Worr Monger

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I live in Fremont, California... The Bay Area... about 45 minutes from San Francisco....

I CAN'T WAIT to get out of here. I can't stand the liberalism here... I just can't.

I know.. I know.. this is where Starfleet Headquarters is situated... I know, and I'm proud of that (only that)..... but I must get out.
 

RelexCryo

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Worr Monger said:
I live in Fremont, California... The Bay Area... about 45 minutes from San Francisco....

I CAN'T WAIT to get out of here. I can't stand the liberalism here... I just can't.

I know.. I know.. this is where Starfleet Headquarters is situated... I know, and I'm proud of that (only that)..... but I must get out.
If you support the right to bear arms, I will gladly add you to friend's list.
 

Worr Monger

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RelexCryo said:
Worr Monger said:
I live in Fremont, California... The Bay Area... about 45 minutes from San Francisco....

I CAN'T WAIT to get out of here. I can't stand the liberalism here... I just can't.

I know.. I know.. this is where Starfleet Headquarters is situated... I know, and I'm proud of that (only that)..... but I must get out.
If you support the right to bear arms, I will gladly add you to friend's list.
When I finally get out of this economic rut... and can get a damn job... my first priority is to buy a Beretta.... and it will be the first of many. Then I plan on getting out of this awful state.
 

SenseOfTumour

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I hate to hear what you're going thru mate (OP), all I can suggest is keep looking out for your friends, but relax on stepping into other people's arguments, really, if one gets hospitalised and the other goes to jail, that's two people who might try avoiding violence next time. It's harsh, but it seems they're destined to beat the hell out of each other and you can only prevent so much.

Look after your mates and let the rest of the town smash itself imo.
 

RelexCryo

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Worr Monger said:
RelexCryo said:
Worr Monger said:
I live in Fremont, California... The Bay Area... about 45 minutes from San Francisco....

I CAN'T WAIT to get out of here. I can't stand the liberalism here... I just can't.

I know.. I know.. this is where Starfleet Headquarters is situated... I know, and I'm proud of that (only that)..... but I must get out.
If you support the right to bear arms, I will gladly add you to friend's list.
When I finally get out of this economic rut... and can get a damn job... my first priority is to buy a Beretta.... and it will be the first of many. Then I plan on getting out of this awful state.
Friended :)
 

Biek

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My town is pretty quiet in the idiot department as long as I dont go out at night. Their drawn to the local bars like moths to lanterns.
 

Aloran

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DC_Josh said:
Living in Carlisle, BNP central as its sometimes known, I daily have to watch fights break out on the streets. Infact people protesting against the BNP can be equally aggressive. I sympathise with you my friend, your troubles seem alot more personal and frequent than I have to witness and deal with here. Maybe you should consider getting out?
Carlisle? o_O

Damn dude, never new we lived so close, I live 8 miles outside the shitty city.
 

Supernatural Girl

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Well, I like most of you hate my town. It's hole and has been noted so many times.

Wikipedia says this about my town of Scunthorpe - "one of the town's major industries was 'handbag theft', that local women wear 'mattresses on their backs in case they meet someone they know' and that if you wanted to 'know what Scunthorpe looked like in the 1970s...go there today'."

Also Spike Milligan said, "We should like the people of Scunthorpe to know that the references to Scunthorpe are nothing personal. It is a joke, as is Scunthorpe".

Brilliant!
 

EscapeGoat_v1legacy

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SimuLord said:
I live in Reno. City's full of degenerate gamblers, meth heads, country folk...and Californians priced out of the Bay Area who brought their politics with them but don't want to pay taxes to support the government programs they try to push through. They can all stand on the San Andreas Fault when the Big One hits for all the good they've done this city. Soon as I finish college I'm either moving back to Boston or moving to Seattle.
Now, look, Jean Reno's acting isn't as bad as all that...

Wait, what, it's a place? Jean Reno's a place?

I think I got that mixed up...

OT: I live in a chav town, in the middle of two other chav towns. The only place I don't run into chavs is in my house. I can't wait to move, although I doubt I'll ever escape.
 

jaammiie

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Stevedave00 said:
Oddly, i moved around alot in my youth.
In some ways both big cities and small Rural areas have big drawbacks.
in the cites it's crime, Too many people and never enough time.
In the rural area's it's Too much time, never enough to do. too few people,Ect.
That's why I live in the suburbs!
 

Lord George

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Luckily in Kent we only get "gangster" chavs who think there hard, but who run a mile if you so much as glance at them, (or throw rocks at them, ahh good times). Though its also full of stupid white middle class emo's, moaning about how bad there life is because there parents won't buy them a new phone or some such crap.
 

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Megacherv said:
I live in West Yorkshire (North England) and the fuck-tards in my school are 'AGDGHDGJKLFJGFKH:UWG;urhg rfds r!!!!!'. I'm so glad I'm leaving there on the 11th when I've finished all my GCSE exams, then I get an extra month of freedom for those as-holes who will probably have to do their GCSEs twice.

EDIT: And I'll get £30 a week when I go to college, so that's even better. WOOH!
The colleges aren't much better. They shout the same shite but use longer words.